**Less then HALF PRICE** Inflatable Husband £3.45 @ Zavi + Free Del + Quidco - HotUKDeals
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Fed up wasting you time with a washed up looser? Then look no further the ultimate and pleasantly proportioned pocket partner. Totally silent, this big hunk o'love has eyes only for you. That's right, no wandering eyes, ogling other women, and general bad lad behaviour.

At least with our product you get woman-time with your friends, and get to talk to a totally attentive partner, who doesn't interrupt with inane comments every few seconds. So go on revolutionise your world, take this aid to true marital bliss home and utter these word...


All your friends will like him...
He won't upset your parents...
Always willing to please...
He's not really into his football...
Never breaks wind...
Eternally faithful...
Good listener...
Useful flotation device...surely the perfect man?
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#1
http://www.valentinesgifts.co.uk/shop/images/inflatable%20husband.JPG
banned#2
Shout the title be LESS than half price??
#3
:-D I have no need for this as I can deflate the one I already have with just a look ;-)
#4
Ha Ha i love it!! may have to purchase as a p**s take present for my mate :w00t:
#5
alouise32
Ha Ha i love it!! may have to purchase as a p**s take present for my mate :w00t:


Be careful it could be mistaken for the real thing.
#6
Then look no further the ultimate and pleasantly proportioned pocket partner


O RLY??
#7
You get what you pay for...
#8
And just to balance things (and completely off-topic):

10 Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home.
2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.
3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.
4. It's important to have a woman who has a job.
5. It's important to have a woman who likes you.
6. It's important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.
7. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
8. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.
9. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed.
10. It's very, very important that these nine women do not know each other.
#9
Remember he's inflatable - You wont be happy if he goes down on you.
#10
Got one for the sister-in-law :w00t:

Heat added OP
#11
johnnie
Got one for the sister-in-law :w00t:

Heat added OP

My wife needs one of these (so she tells me). It says "pocket partner"...does this indicate that it is very small??? :oops:
#12
Adam2050
Be careful it could be mistaken for the real thing.


Well it says "pocket partner" so if its on the small side my friend says not to worry it will be an improvement on what she has at home anyway :-D
#13
'Inflatable' pocket husband!

The lucky ****** gets blown then, eh?

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