What a price. Great for a dirty weekend when action is on the cards. Also get an extra condom for free which is the real deal breaker. Especially if your a "player". If your not a "player" they are many other uses such as:
1. To protect your cellphone from getting wet when you’re out and it’s raining or hiking
2. Filled with ice and frozen to use as ice packs in boxing
3. For cleaning CDs
4. As a slingshot
5. As water balloons or to store water
6. To polish your boots and shoes
7. Over the barrel of a rifle when it’s raining – you don’t even have to take it off to shoot
8. To prevent bait from washing off the hook while trawling for fish. Simply pull the condom over the bait after it’s attached to the hook. Cut the ends of and voila!
9. The lubricant is great for dry hair
10. When swimming, used as a condom to protect against small catfish called candiru that are attracted to urine and blood (and like to travel up the urethra).
10. To smuggle drugs inside the body
11. Archaeologists use them to collect water samples from stalactites for research
12. To protect microphones in transit (using non-lubricated ones)
Would highly recommend additional purchases to enhance experience when your with your "mate" such as jammy dodgers (see receipt) or even red bull which will provide much needed energy leaving your partner satisfied. Much love, but safe love, J x
Originally quoted 39p but this is a typo and actually price is 29p! Even more of a bargain. Around 7p per condom!!