I've just spent £3.99 on a box with two holes cut into it and a side missing. Allow me to explain:
This morning I was discussing Halloween with my son. I really don't like Halloween but in an effort to maintain my children's social acceptability, I have decided to go along with this stupid festival. I won't, however, dress my small boys up as axe murderers. So imagine my joy on hearing that my six year old would like to dress up as an Enderman.
'Ridiculous!' I thought. 'How am I going to make that? But at least it's moderately inoffensive.'
Then double joy on my discovery of a pre-painted cardboard head for an Enderman in Home Bargains. Now all I need are oversized black sleeves.
Should any one else want to achieve a similar effect, there were plenty left (shocking!) and also that weird green one that I don't know the name of.
Home Bargains Bletchley retail park.