Seem to go on Ebay for the GBP 40-45 mark!
If youre anything like me, your normal diet will consist of a fist full of Poptarts in the morning, a load of cheese Wotsits to keep you going through the day and many pints of Stella to keep me going through the night. Now I know you cant call this healthy and my waistline agrees. Something needs to be done or I will become a fat git, well more of a fat git.
So I decided to do something about it to help me out, we got these frankly as I wanted one. But we had to buy in bulk so I need to flog the rest to you guys who I would place money on the majority of you need it as much as I do. So what we have here is a device by Nike that not only acts as a watch, and not only lets you swim with it at up to 50 metres under the water but it also get this, it also measures your heart rate. So now you can see how truly unfit you actually are, even if youre a tiny skinny person.
Great if you want to see how many beats your heart has done on any given run, you can even keep track and see how much you improve (lower of course) your heart rate. Hey, you can even go for a swim and measure how fast your heart bounces doing that most popular breast stroke or maybe even stocking breasts. I bet both readings would give similar results.
Although I would discourage most from trying to measure your heart at 50 metres under water because I get the impression your heart does not work at that depth, so dont be trying to test out the watches limits, I really dont need a bunch of deaths on my conscience.
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Condition: Brand New Bankrupt stock
Warranty: 1 year manufacturer
Gray and Black Resin Strap
100-hour countdown timer
Metallic Matte Case
Water Resistant to 50m
Heart Rate Monitor
Average heart rate
Time in zone
Recovery heart rate timer
Max heart rate zone calculation
Digital FM transmission for clear signals
In the box:
Heart Rate Monitor Watch