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#1
i love it....great find ............................and dont forget quidco........ ..............
#2
Great top...

As a computer tech guy, everytime I go to the parents house I get asked a question on how to do something on the computer or will I have a look at it as its not working right...

Next time I get called round I will make sure im wearing this t-shirt...
#3
TheCaptain
Great top...

As a computer tech guy, everytime I go to the parents house I get asked a question on how to do something on the computer or will I have a look at it as its not working right...

Next time I get called round I will make sure im wearing this t-shirt...


Ditto. It's like they don't even see a person...
#4
most "IT" guys i know may as well wear these at their work ;-)
#5
Cool....Gone for one.
#6
phatbhoy
most "IT" guys i know may as well wear these at their work ;-)


Maybe, but if you are a techie you would know why this is such a great t shirt. I might buy two so that I can wear them permanently...:whistling:
#7
i have this :thumbsup:
#8
Sweet I'm going for one these, I might not be so plagued by the fam. Cheers OP
1 Like #9
why bother making them in any other size than XXL?
banned#10
battelaxe
Maybe, but if you are a techie you would know why this is such a great t shirt. I might buy two so that I can wear them permanently...:whistling:


Indeed.

Everyone thinks that just because you're a techie, its your sworn duty to fix/upgrade/etc everybodies computers for them free of charge. With little or no gratitude ever shown.
banned#11
BadBadger
why bother making them in any other size than XXL?


Because, I'm a 'techie', yet I spend 6 nights/mornings a week in the gym, I run 10k/half marathons for fun, and unlike you I'm not a simple minded moron either.

Fail much?
#12
Anarchist
Because, I'm a 'techie', yet I spend 6 nights/mornings a week in the gym, I run 10k/half marathons for fun, and unlike you I'm not a simple minded moron either.

Fail much?


Nope - you can't be a proper techie with a BMI below 40...

It's the law.
1 Like #13
Anarchist
Because, I'm a 'techie', yet I spend 6 nights/mornings a week in the gym, I run 10k/half marathons for fun, and unlike you I'm not a simple minded moron either.

Fail much?


It doesn't count doing it in Second Life you know...
#14
My brother decided to 'upgrade' my pc, totally destroying it in the process. Fortunately it's his birthday later this month, so he'll be getting this t-shirt as a gift (i hope he appreciates sarcasm!)
2 Likes #15
Anarchist
Because, I'm a 'techie', yet I spend 6 nights/mornings a week in the gym, I run 10k/half marathons for fun, and unlike you I'm not a simple minded moron either.

Fail much?

oooh, someone's grouchy.

the only half marathons you enjoy are snacksize and come in bags of 20
#16
BadBadger
oooh, someone's grouchy.

the only half marathons you enjoy are snacksize and come in bags of 20


tut tut lol :-D

Nice t-shirt might grab one myself I am forever fixing the neighbour's computers!
#17
Excellent - I'm a computing student so get the call for IT help a bit too often. Hopefully this will put a stop to that or at least create a laugh :)
#18
No I will not buy this t-shirt. My itchy and scratchy one got lots of compliments and strange looks today.
#19
Anarchist
Because, I'm a 'techie', yet I spend 6 nights/mornings a week in the gym, I run 10k/half marathons for fun, and unlike you I'm not a simple minded moron either.

Fail much?


I was beginning to think that you weren't just a stereotypical computer geek after your explanation.
Then you said 'fail'.
#20
BadBadger
why bother making them in any other size than XXL?


my man is tiny but he NEEDS tgis top. they got an IT department at his work, and even the guys from that department ask him how to sort the computers!
#21
Does he work at IBM?
[helper]#22
lol loving all the comments. Was looking to buy this a few weeks ago but cheapest was 10 quid off eBay - so this is HOT and have ordered, thanks OP
#23
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/binary-people.jpg Still my favourite
#24
phatbhoy
most "IT" guys i know may as well wear these at their work ;-)


No, I use the "I read your emails" one for that :)

That or the "User error" one...
#25
Expired :-(
#26
It's the same in any useful profession. My brother used to be a mechanic and everyone wanted their car fixed and then he became a financial adviser and everyone wanted to know where to put their money and what mortgage to get.

You are only safe doing something like politics. Nobody is likely to want you to come round to urinate on their back and tell them it is raining :)
#27
kemik
Expired :-(


Great Shirt!

It hasn't expired yet, I just bought one.
#28
what a hilarious t-shirt

you can wear that down the high-street, to the beach or out on a night out, safe in the knowledge that the coolest people walk around with t-shirts bearing slogans

if only i could be that cool
#29
TheCaptain
Great top...

As a computer tech guy, everytime I go to the parents house I get asked a question on how to do something on the computer or will I have a look at it as its not working right...

Next time I get called round I will make sure im wearing this t-shirt...


i get that all the time lol, both sides!!!
#30
bailey87
what a hilarious t-shirt

you can wear that down the high-street, to the beach or out on a night out, safe in the knowledge that the coolest people walk around with t-shirts bearing slogans

if only i could be that cool


Shirley the coolest are those paying extra for a logo so they can advertise for the company?
#31
For all us techies............

A woman in a hot air balloon realised she was lost. She reduced altitude
and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse
me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet her an hour ago,
but I don't know where I am."

The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees
north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be in IT support", said the balloonist.

"I am" replied the man "- how did you know"?

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically,
correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact
is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The man below responded, "You must be in Management".

"I am", replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well", said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you
expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in
exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow,
it's my fault!!”
#32
I don't get it, Whats so good about an unbranded t-shirt with naff logo on it? (haven't voted either way).
#33
scousemicky
For all us techies............

A woman in a hot air balloon realised she was lost. She reduced altitude
and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse
me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet her an hour ago,
but I don't know where I am."

The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees
north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be in IT support", said the balloonist.

"I am" replied the man "- how did you know"?

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically,
correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact
is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The man below responded, "You must be in Management".

"I am", replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well", said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you
expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in
exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow,
it's my fault!!”


lol very good.

Might get one of these for my hubby, he's always getting bothered when we go round family or friends. Not just with computer probelms either, The amount of times he gets "your good with computers can you fix my TV" :roll:
#34
Anarchist
Because, I'm a 'techie', yet I spend 6 nights/mornings a week in the gym, I run 10k/half marathons for fun, and unlike you I'm not a simple minded moron either.

Fail much?

Good point, my family is full of "techies" as they are called here, my hubby being one, he does much the same as you.

bailey87
what a hilarious t-shirt

you can wear that down the high-street, to the beach or out on a night out, safe in the knowledge that the coolest people walk around with t-shirts bearing slogans

if only i could be that cool


I did lol, my husband would not be seen dead in this T- Shirt and I would not dream of getting it for him. It's tragic IMO.

Paddy_o_furniture
I don't get it, Whats so good about an unbranded t-shirt with naff logo on it? (haven't voted either way).


No idea.................(no vote) hubby said vote cold as no real "techie" would want to make themselves look anymore of a geek:w00t:
He said it BTW guys, and it's his job:whistling:
banned#35
Awesome find!
#36
haha excellent
just bought one of these.
I work in Tech Support so might get in trouble wearing it to work, but we'll see :-)
#37
Can someome please find me a equally hilarious "no I won't fix your phone or broadband" t-shirt please
scousemicky;5737541
For all us techies............

A woman in a hot air balloon realised she was lost. She reduced altitude
and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse
me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet her an hour ago,
but I don't know where I am."

The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees
north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be in IT support", said the balloonist.

"I am" replied the man "- how did you know"?

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically,
correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact
is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The man below responded, "You must be in Management".

"I am", replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well", said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you
expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in
exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow,
it's my fault!!”

best thing about this thread. Reminds me of BT
#38
mummyspam1985
my man is tiny....!


If he doesn't satisfy you give me a call! :thumbsup:
#39
Nice spot - ordered one :)
#40
scousemicky
For all us techies............

A woman in a hot air balloon realised she was lost. She reduced altitude
and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse
me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet her an hour ago,
but I don't know where I am."

The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees
north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be in IT support", said the balloonist.

"I am" replied the man "- how did you know"?





Brilliant... Love it
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically,
correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact
is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The man below responded, "You must be in Management".

"I am", replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well", said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you
expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in
exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow,
it's my fault!!”

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