NOTHING - For the person who has everything ( jokes XD ) £3.49 @ iWOOT - HotUKDeals
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What better present for the person who has everything than a poignant reminder that they want for nothing? This lovingly crafted vial of emptiness is filled to the brim with unfettered nothingness. Free from the burden of possessions, the weight of responsibility, Nothing is as idiotic as it is brilliant.

Indeed even old Macbeth, though mad as a kipper, realised that life, whilst full of sound and fury (and that was before iPods) is inherently daft and ultimately signifies Nothing. And let us not forget, that 'Nothing' is so important that most of our universe - and the contents of a lot of people's heads - appears to be made up of it.

It's a statement, an empty gesture if you will, a nod at the futility of ownership, and yet despite 'Nothing' being nothing, it is of course packed with millions of protons, neutrons and what have you, which is pretty good for Nothing.
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Alternatively, ACTUALLY give them nothing and save £3.49....
Alternatively, ACTUALLY give them nothing and save £3.49....

haha + postage JOKES XD!
Unfortunately postage isnt nothing at £4.95, should be included in the deal price.
haha + postage JOKES XD!

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Im pointing out this post is a joke lol! :w00t:
Wow! £3.49 for a load of nothing world's gone mad, next thing you know MP's will be diddling their expenses.
plus pnp of 4.95, makes it 8.44?? For nothing the price is certainly far from it.
Good one Luke, Heat added. I'm sure V would have appreciated the gag too.
From the website

A packet full to the brim with nothing.
Suitable for ages 14 years+.
Size: 17 x 9 x 7cm.

Suitable for 14 year and over? Why.
From the website
Suitable for 14 year and over? Why.

Probably because anyone under 14 might not get the joke and get very upset..
or the item may contain sharp edges....
This is false advertising, by the looks of it there is trapped air in that bubble.
Deffinately false advertising - how can a piece of card and an air filled plastic bubble be nothing, you even get packaging to play with.

Years ago didn't someone put an advert in the back of Private Eye advertising absolutely nothing,- just send £5.00 and recieve absolutely nothing? Or is it just an urban myth? I'm sure it would go down well on a well known auction site! And best of all it's environmentally friendly that way - no waste products and you don't even have to supply a picture!
How long is the warranty?
If it really was nothing, a vacuum, then it'd be very much worth the asking price.
Or alternatively, send me £2.99 and I'll send you nothing - postage free too! :D

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