Its Christmas so can try your luck. Men's Mistletoe Underwear. Sold by
Widdle-Gifts but there are others available at this price.
"For the Man who likes to be kissed under the mistletoe"
Sexy red velour Thong with white fur trim finish and mistletoe detail on the front.
One size - Fits Most
Christmas Stocking Filler
Just a warning, Please do not use this in front of the in-laws. I haven't been able to look them in the eye :)