How about getting this for your summer hols!
OK, so this is a bit wierd. It is a bikini for men, as fashioned by Borat Sagdiyev the fictional Kazakhstani journalist portrayed by British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen.
He is the eponymous protagonist of the mockumentary Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.
Humour is often derived from Borat's taboo sociocultural viewpoints, deadpan behaviour, repeated catchphrases, exaggerated 'third-world' status, and physical humour!
One size fits all.