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Pasante Dotted Condoms 15 Pack 87p Instore @ Tesco

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Erm, not sure how to describe it more than the title really... Pack of 15 Pasante Dotted Condoms (the texture, not a polka pattern) instore at Tesco for 87p. They expire in 2013, allowing you approxim… Read More
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Erm, not sure how to describe it more than the title really... Pack of 15 Pasante Dotted Condoms (the texture, not a polka pattern) instore at Tesco for 87p. They expire in 2013, allowing you approximately 5 good times a year. In fact, better than good as these are "dotted for extra stimulation", so yay I guess.

All other Pasante brands were more expensive, it's only this type that were so cheap. I'm well aware that they are available for free from Family Planning clinics, but they do not tend to be open at night, and Tesco don't ask me awkward questions.

Found in Trent Vale Tesco, but not on the shelves in Longton Tesco so I'm not sure about nationwide availability.
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banned#1
were in 2009 :P so about 4 good times a year :)
thanks for coming on here bishi after u finished up, how many have u used tonight then ? loooooool
#2
Loving the explanation!
#3
rishmx2009
were in 2009 :P so about 4 good times a year :)
thanks for coming on here bishi after u finished up, how many have u used tonight then ? loooooool


:? you're right, for some reason I thought it was 2010 already... I need to get out more.

As for the gargantuan number I have worked through, they're still in the plastic wrapper :cry:
they don't even make good balloons.
banned#4
bishibashi
:? you're right, for some reason I thought it was 2010 already... I need to get out more.

As for the gargantuan number I have worked through, they're still in the plastic wrapper :cry:
they don't even make good balloons.


:thinking: ah mannnnn, why are u trying to make balloons with them :shock:
did u just buy them because theyre cheap ?:viking:
1 Like #5
rishmx2009
:thinking: ah mannnnn, why are u trying to make balloons with them :shock:
did u just buy them because theyre cheap ?:viking:


What do you mean, "trying"? It's far better than trying to make condoms out of balloons. No, really.
Main reason I bought them is because they are cheaper than children to be honest :thumbsup: and they aren't as loud.
1 Like #6
lol

made my quiet night...!

if in tesco make pick some up....can always go through self serve i guess.....tempted to try out the "C" card but dunno if they give you size and shape and strength options! lol
#7
Free with C card
#8
'allowing you approximately 5 good times a year.'

LOL, thanks! Hot, heat added ;)
#9
Hot deal... but this is much hotter (it's free and lasts for 3 years!)

http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/Sexualhealth/Pages/Contraceptiveimplant.aspx
1 Like #10
joeymcjoe
Hot deal... but this is much hotter (it's free and lasts for 3 years!)

http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/Sexualhealth/Pages/Contraceptiveimplant.aspx


One major drawback, STD's!
#11
Whilst on holiday my 7 year old asked for some money to buy the toys from the coin operated vending machine in the toilet....:oops:

They were 'Fundoms' which had little smiley faces and tentacles on them. Talk about broadening the market.
#12
cold for me -these'dots' are no substitute for my warts:?
#13
perfect i'm going to a wedding saturday :-D:whistling:
#14
derbydan
perfect i'm going to a wedding saturday :-D:whistling:


do they marry sheep in derbyshire?
#15
fix
One major drawback, STD's!


This is what I use for protection:

http://www.knoppix-std.org/

Is this enough??
#16
good times
#17
"dotted for extra stimulation" ? so if i put these on inside out do i get more of a thrill
#18
jb66
Free with C card


But only available in the Lothians and Edinburgh I believe. Not traveling that far every year. Thanks for the info though :thumbsup:

joeymcjoe
Hot deal... but this is much hotter (it's free and lasts for 3 years!)

http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/Sexualhealth/Pages/Contraceptiveimplant.aspx


I dread to think what happens if that is implanted into a man. As appealing is the idea that it will "thicken my cervical mucus", I would probably end up resembling Chyna, so no thank you.

savetothegrave
"dotted for extra stimulation" ? so if i put these on inside out do i get more of a thrill


Yes. Yes you do. Something they don't advertise is that if you are allergic to lubrication it gives you even more "stimulation", but not the good kind :|
#19
joeymcjoe
This is what I use for protection:

http://www.knoppix-std.org/

Is this enough??


made me chuckle so its all good! lol
#20
bishibashi
But only available in the Lothians and Edinburgh I believe. Not traveling that far every year. Thanks for the info though :thumbsup:



I dread to think what happens if that is implanted into a man. As appealing is the idea that it will "thicken my cervical mucus", I would probably end up resembling Chyna, so no thank you.



Yes. Yes you do. Something they don't advertise is that if you are allergic to lubrication it gives you even more "stimulation", but not the good kind :|


im in glasgow and i know they have the C card for free condoms here too i would have assumed it was all of uk.
#21
Firemountain
im in glasgow and i know they have the C card for free condoms here too i would have assumed it was all of uk.


Apologies, it is available in plenty more areas. It seems there is no central site that lists all areas involved in the scheme, instead each have there own making it an absolute pain to see if there is any scheme in Stoke-on-Trent. Bah.

Although I know they are given away free at the local music shop. For some reason.
#22
Knowing my luck I probably only ever use one, before they expire. :oops:

Fan dabby dozy price though.:thumbsup:
banned#23
These are no good to me now, my girlfriend is already pregnant
#24
joeymcjoe
This is what I use for protection:

http://www.knoppix-std.org/

Is this enough??


Yeah, should be fine. Linux is the ultimate contraceptive, it stops you from having sex in the first place! :-D
#25
joeymcjoe
do they marry sheep in derbyshire?



no lol i heard they do in the valley though and baggy wellies for the groom :-D
#26
:-) that lucky biatch is gonna get it
#27
Firemountain
made me chuckle so its all good! lol


Dont want an STi either...

http://www.edmunds.com/media/roadtests/comparison/2003/lancer.vs.wrx/04.subaru.wrx.sti.f34.500.jpg
#28
Family planning clinic = free :)
#29
liddlefeesh
Family planning clinic = free :)


:viking: but I covered that in the description!! Fish cant even use condoms!! You'd suffocate! Although free Tesco can be more convenient, especially on a weekday when they're open for 24 hours, and you can avoid human interaction altogether by using the self service robots.

Without being too disturbing, what is the actual quality and variety of ones from the family planning clinic, and what is the procedure for getting them? I have images of a wheelie bin outside the doors filled with the things and people grabbing handfuls like a lucky dip :shock:

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