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Perfect Xmas present for your wife - Only £99.00 / £194 delivered and free upgrade @ Coffin company

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Stuck on what to buy your wife for Xmas? Buy her something you'd really like to see her in. ***FREE PREMIUM UPGRADE*** It's the last thing I'd like to be seen in, but your wife might suit it.
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2m, 5d agoFound 2 months, 5 days ago
Stuck on what to buy your wife for Xmas?
Buy her something you'd really like to see her in.

***FREE PREMIUM UPGRADE***

It's the last thing I'd like to be seen in, but your wife might suit it.
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2m, 5d agoFound 2 months, 5 days ago
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31 Likes
she still hasn't used the one I bought her last year! :(
17 Likes
dealwatcher55
Why did you lot get married if you hate your wives that much?

The washing and the ironing really.
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backinstock
dealwatcher55
Why did you lot get married if you hate your wives that much?

The washing and the ironing really.


You're a naughty man, but puts me in mind of...

'Doctor, doctor, I think the wife's dead!'
'What do you mean "think"?'
'Well, the sex is the same, but the washing's piling up.'
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argosextra
I would never buy that for my wife she means everything to me I can't live without her. If she tells me to jump I say how high I would do anything for her that's why I married her I would never disrespect my wife or anyone's wife for that matter

Have you been drinking all day?
10 Likes
order something from amazon. they will send you a huge oversize box which will do just as well ;)

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#1
Lo, heat for the cheek

Edited By: sweetpea10 on Dec 14, 2016 21:19
#2
Classy gift!
#3
oO!
2 Likes #4
Dead good deal that
4 Likes #5
Get two... just in case she comes back to haunt you.
4 Likes #6
she probably feels the same about you. 8)
31 Likes #7
she still hasn't used the one I bought her last year! :(
10 Likes #8
order something from amazon. they will send you a huge oversize box which will do just as well ;)
5 Likes #9
I wouldn't be seen dead in that
#10
Heat for the coffin...as it goes through the incinerator!
2 Likes #11
Shirley the patio is cheaper ?
#12
95quid to ship a cardboard box. That price alone would kill you.
#13
Just hope it doesn't rain on the day of the funeral! oO
2 Likes #14
Dead beat deal, heat added X)
#15
TheSweeney
she still hasn't used the one I bought her last year! :(


That's the big fear!
The bigger fear is, have you wasted your beer money!
3 Likes #16
Anybody got a code for free delivery?
3 Likes #17
Why did you lot get married if you hate your wives that much?
5 Likes #19
I'm sure mines stepped out of one
17 Likes #20
dealwatcher55
Why did you lot get married if you hate your wives that much?

The washing and the ironing really.
1 Like #21
Cheers - that and a Toblerone, that's my old man's christmas sorted...
2 Likes #22
My wife is Chinese, if she dies, she gets barbecued, with Sichuan pepper sauce, rice noodles and a few bottles of Pearl River to wash her down with.
3 Likes #23
Gentle_Giant
My wife is Chinese, if she dies, she gets barbecued, with Sichuan pepper sauce, rice noodles and a few bottles of Pearl River to wash her down with.


Disgusting that!
I can't believe anyone would drink that Pearl River.
13 Likes #24
backinstock
dealwatcher55
Why did you lot get married if you hate your wives that much?

The washing and the ironing really.


You're a naughty man, but puts me in mind of...

'Doctor, doctor, I think the wife's dead!'
'What do you mean "think"?'
'Well, the sex is the same, but the washing's piling up.'
1 Like #25
backinstock
Gentle_Giant
My wife is Chinese, if she dies, she gets barbecued, with Sichuan pepper sauce, rice noodles and a few bottles of Pearl River to wash her down with.
Disgusting that!
I can't believe anyone would drink that Pearl River.

Pearl River is the nicest larger beer I have had in China, far better than the tinned bud "chilled pee" they serve in so many of the Karaoke bars.
6 Likes #26
thewongwing101
Shirley the patio is cheaper ?
https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder925/500x/57647925.jpg
#27
£95 for delivery must be a Dead weight oO
#28
Wonder if they do 'instant light' ones. Could also save a few quid on Crematorium bills. :|
#29
cardboard coffin?
#30
Just the thing for my 90's undertaker cosplay.
#31
I like a good joke but I don't like that :(

Cold, I'm afraid.

Keep the jokes lively
1 Like #32
useful for inlaws
2 Likes #33
Don't know about the wife... but that is the mother-in-laws Christmas present sorted.
1 Like #34
akGTR
I like a good joke but I don't like that :(
Cold, I'm afraid.
Keep the jokes lively
Or deadly!
#35
Amazon prime would be good for this.
and how much wrap would I need? oO
4 Likes #36
I would never buy that for my wife she means everything to me I can't live without her. If she tells me to jump I say how high I would do anything for her that's why I married her I would never disrespect my wife or anyone's wife for that matter
12 Likes #37
argosextra
I would never buy that for my wife she means everything to me I can't live without her. If she tells me to jump I say how high I would do anything for her that's why I married her I would never disrespect my wife or anyone's wife for that matter

Have you been drinking all day?
2 Likes #38
argosextra
I would never buy that for my wife she means everything to me I can't live without her. If she tells me to jump I say how high I would do anything for her that's why I married her I would never disrespect my wife or anyone's wife for that matter


that's nice :)

but is ​anyone else reading this guy's name as Argo sextra?
2 Likes #39
argosextra
I would never buy that for my wife she means everything to me I can't live without her. If she tells me to jump I say how high I would do anything for her that's why I married her I would never disrespect my wife or anyone's wife for that matter


​phone hacked eh?
1 Like #40
argosextra
I would never buy that for my wife she means everything to me I can't live without her. If she tells me to jump I say how high I would do anything for her that's why I married her I would never disrespect my wife or anyone's wife for that matter
Meh, she'd never know. :{

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