YOUR DAUGHTER IS JUST CRYING OUT FOR THIS

Its a Christmas tree.

Its pink.

Its 70cm or 2 foot 4" tall.

Its a pound, and could be well over decorated for under £4 including the tree from the same shop.

Let your kids have their own small Christmas tree in their room, so they can learn the inconvenience of knocking their own tree over, and the hassle of redecorating all their hard work, so will be more careful around yours.

Also available in green.