Why are picnic blankets tartan? are the scottish a nation of picnic-ers?

ideal wont get grass stains on my trousers now when i`m otu in the long grass with the missus

These are great for some afternoon delight on the back seat of the car

lol @aberfal sounds more like a safari you are taking her on

Frible, that's a good question!
I don't know why picnic blankets are tartan actually. I am going to google it.

Thanks for sharing. Good for summer.

hot from me

Bargain!
Have some heat.

I found this on Google
Scotsmen wear kilts and Scotswomen wear tartan skirts. In days of yore, when a woman forgot to pack a picnic blanket, she would remove her skirt and use that as a blanket. This was preferable to a man removing his as, supposedly, nothing is worn under a Scotsman's kilt - apart from his shoes and socks.:w00t:

Gonna find my Bay-bee gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternooon dee light....

Altogether:

Aaaa-aaa-afternoon deelight!

Your a bad man Ron Burgundy! :thumbsup:

well I have learnt something new today, and will make a point of visiting scottish picnic sites from now on to see the afore mentioned skirtless lassies.

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You wear trousers? How Victorian!

"The ingredients for a picture-perfect picnic are: someone special, tasty food, cold drinks, pretty scenery, and a soft picnic blanket."

Erm, they forgot to mention the weather.

heh indeed, just added your quote thanks :thumbsup:

great for the highland games

will look out for this tomorrow thanks !

You'll need 4 then (one for each cheek for each of you) - they are SMALL! Not bad for a pound though.

LMAO! This a direct anchorman quote?

Great find btw, these usual cost anything upwards from a tenner.

I am Scottish.

Nothing is worn under my kilt.

It's all in perfect working order. :-D :-D :-D

Its also a nice beach mat.

Have sex on it to make a good time grate. :whistling:

Great deal. voted hot :thumbsup: