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Prison style toilet half price @ Screwfix £200.00

£200.00 @ Screwfix
A bargain if you're missing being banged up in prison or ever wanted to experience what that might be like (personally I have no experience). This stainless steel toilet is down in price from £399.73 … Read More
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2y, 4m agoFound 2 years, 4 months ago
A bargain if you're missing being banged up in prison or ever wanted to experience what that might be like (personally I have no experience). This stainless steel toilet is down in price from £399.73 to just £200.

May not be to everyone's taste ;-)

now £399.73
- shortchanged
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banned 60 Likes
twindy
You know full well that HM Prison Service will be paying much more than £400 each for something very similar...

...And you know full well that you're too serious for this thread.
54 Likes
d84rk_knight
How do you flush it?
You stick someones head down it
53 Likes
FTCom
Whatever next! A Prison style Shower?

No dropping the soap....
29 Likes
You know full well that HM Prison Service will be paying much more than £400 each for something very similar...
banned 15 Likes
118luke
Reminds me of the toilets in the local lloyds\wetherspoons...

yeah CHEAP, like everything in Wetherspoons!

Edited By: spottydotty on Dec 27, 2014 15:04

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banned 9 Likes #1
Haha.

So ex-cons miss having a cold bum when they empty their bowels.

Hot!
2 Likes #2
A bit posh for a prison ;)
6 Likes #3
Prison? You mean more like clubs and bars have these
banned 1 Like #4
grooty
A bit posh for a prison ;)

and clean
2 Likes #5
Reminds me of the toilets in the local lloyds\wetherspoons...
banned 15 Likes #6
118luke
Reminds me of the toilets in the local lloyds\wetherspoons...

yeah CHEAP, like everything in Wetherspoons!

Edited By: spottydotty on Dec 27, 2014 15:04
8 Likes #7
this will do nicely in my basement, its a must have !
banned 2 Likes #8
Someone start with the toilet jokes...
7 Likes #9
"A bargain if you're missing being banged up"
love it :)
3 Likes #10
Whatever next! A Prison style Shower?
7 Likes #11
spottydotty
Someone start with the toilet jokes...

Bog off...
nah, i really couldn't give a crap about toilet jokes.

Nah, im just taking the pi.ss really!

Edited By: 118luke on Dec 27, 2014 15:07
2 Likes #12
118luke
Reminds me of the toilets in the local lloyds\wetherspoons...

Wouldn't mind having a whole bathroom done in brushed silver....... I'm a bit OCD so chrome would send me to the local hospital lock-up, where they have one of those toilets!!!!!
6 Likes #13
macdazz
this will do nicely in my basement, its a must have !

For your prisoners? (_;) Crimewatch of the future.......
53 Likes #14
FTCom
Whatever next! A Prison style Shower?

No dropping the soap....
6 Likes #15
grooty
118luke
Reminds me of the toilets in the local lloyds\wetherspoons...

Wouldn't mind having a whole bathroom done in brushed silver....... I'm a bit OCD so chrome would send me to the local hospital lock-up, where they have one of those toilets!!!!!

Even at this price you'd have to be a bit flush to do the whole bathroom :)
banned 4 Likes #16
FTCom
Whatever next! A Prison style Shower?

.."An Extra Small Shower Cubicle for Him and Him...

Made out of slippery stainless steel for close contact"..
1 Like #17
How do you flush it?
5 Likes #18
Ordered
29 Likes #19
You know full well that HM Prison Service will be paying much more than £400 each for something very similar...
banned 60 Likes #20
twindy
You know full well that HM Prison Service will be paying much more than £400 each for something very similar...

...And you know full well that you're too serious for this thread.
banned 2 Likes #21
d84rk_knight
How do you flush it?

Get a shovel and chuck it out your bathroom window
2 Likes #22
I hope this toilet goes hot. Looks a bit cold to sit on at the moment :p
8 Likes #23
Ironic that this deal is at Screwfix as well. I think prison was appropriate in the title. :D
54 Likes #24
d84rk_knight
How do you flush it?
You stick someones head down it
banned 1 Like #25
This loo has no lid and no seat, just the cold hard rim to balance on whilst straining.

Not relaxing!

Which leave marks on the backs of your legs where its indented in your skin.

The World's Most Uncomfortable and Incomplete Loo.

Edited By: spottydotty on Dec 27, 2014 15:22
6 Likes #26
this is quality, a few myopic folk may install it on their kitchen worktop.

http://www.screwfix.com/p/franke-inset-squatting-pan-with-back-inlet-stainless-steel-700-x-700-x-32mm/69212

http://s7g3.scene7.com/is/image/ae235?$p$&layer=0&size=281,281&layer=1&size=281,281&src=ae235/69212_P
1 Like #27
How does it flush? I'm old school and don't see a lever :(
banned 3 Likes #28
AppleJack85
How does it flush? I'm old school and don't see a lever :(

Do only Old Skool people use a toilet??

Put your hand down the toilet and push it through.

Toilet brushes, bleach and bog rolls are NOT allowed to be used with this Prisoner Toilet.

OK?.
1 Like #29
Where's the prison style sink & bath tub to match the suite. X)
banned 1 Like #30
MR GUS
this is quality, a few myopic folk may install it on their kitchen worktop.

http://www.screwfix.com/p/franke-inset-squatting-pan-with-back-inlet-stainless-steel-700-x-700-x-32mm/69212

http://s7g3.scene7.com/is/image/ae235?$p$&layer=0&size=281,281&layer=1&size=281,281&src=ae235/69212_P

A

nal

Edited By: spottydotty on Dec 27, 2014 15:43: update
banned 1 Like #31
veedubjai
Where's the prison style sink & bath tub to match the suite. X)

Non-existent.

That's too much luxury in the Nick.

No clean bodies here.
1 Like #32
MR GUS
this is quality, a few myopic folk may install it on their kitchen worktop.

http://www.screwfix.com/p/franke-inset-squatting-pan-with-back-inlet-stainless-steel-700-x-700-x-32mm/69212

http://s7g3.scene7.com/is/image/ae235?$p$&layer=0&size=281,281&layer=1&size=281,281&src=ae235/69212_P

Worrying, 3 people 'like' that product, I mean WTF, who on earth publicly 'likes' something like that on social media ****?
4 Likes #33
Even at this price I think it's criminal
1 Like #34
Lol so go to the toilet without the worry of dropping a bar of soap. Heat for the price reduction.
2 Likes #35
Does that mean it doesn't flush and has no seat too?
2 Likes #36
great for serving punch out of for Christmas!
2 Likes #37
How about these! http://blog.english-heritage.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Toilet-banner.jpg



Edited By: madjid on Dec 27, 2014 15:55
2 Likes #38
This is $*1t someones taking the pea.
2 Likes #39
I think it is vandalproofloo. hot!
1 Like #40
freccle
Does that mean it doesn't flush and has no seat too?
You need a hidden systern and a face plate

http://www.screwfix.com/p/franke-single-flushing-plate-for-wc-cistern-chrome-nickel/58902

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