Perfect for the chav joyriding oink in your life - show him how much you care for him whilst in juvi. You could even slip a spliff or knife inside it for extra appeal! Limited addition too!
If you're a scallywag yourself, why not give it as a gift to your mate that got knicked when you managed to flee the scene and were quicker than the local coppers, just to rub it in!
"Teddy bear in a prison uniform. Complete with a numbered 'Bear News' certificate, prison number tag and a resin minature. Height of bear 30cm (10").."
Every good scallywag should have (steal) one!
Use code MV10 for the 10% off £2.99 to make it £2.70, and currently half price P+P from £3.99 to £1.99