Now, for the first time in human history, you can actually, really, give a Flying ****! The Flying **** is a fully remote controlled flying word, an obscenicopter, if you will.
Keep the Flying **** at work or home and launch it into the air to astound and impress your colleagues or loved ones. Made from soft-foam and controlled by a two-channel helicopter-style flight system, the Flying **** does exactly what it says on the box. Not merely a novelty, the Flying **** actually flies via infra-red remote control and can be trimmed for stability just like a remote control helicopter. Simply use the easy controls on the handset to actually fly your very own Flying ****!
Sometimes in life, things just have to be taken literally. So now you can clearly communicate to anyone whether you do, or don't, give a Flying ****. This groundbreaking airborne obscenity makes the perfect gift. Now you can proudly tell someone: "I always told you I give a Flying ****!". If your loved one is feeling neglected or you really want to impress your Boss, it's now easy to prove to them that you give a Flying ****. It's now wonderfully easy to show someone you care - give a Flying **** today!
So, give a Flying **** or don't give a Flying **** - it's up to you!