these made me laugh and would be a funny man gift for any curry lover !
The Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes will act as the fire extinguisher to your extreme curry feasts! You know how it is youre sat round a table at the Sheesh Mahal with your mates and fancy challenging yourself to order the most flaming meal on the menu! Ill be alright you reassure yourself ordering a jug of water and having a mini fan on hand to cool the burning sweat running down your brow as you munch through the maddeningly spicy entr?
You may be lucky and escape explosive diahorrea (so disgusting that Microsoft word wont even recognise it!) but for those of us thatll struggle gripping the bathroom tiles in sheer desperation and ruining your best M & S underwear, we present you with the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes! Prevention vs. Cure? Curry vs. No Curry? No question about it!