Your new RoboGirlfriend will:
Enter silent mode at the press of a key, for times you don't feel like talking.
Converse intelligently on any subject, using data provided by Wikipedia through Wi Fi connection (set her IQ to match yours, and never be outsmarted again).
Learn about your family and friends, and store data for later discussion (she will even alter her behaviour according to your favourite and least favourite people).
Advise you on information such as listings, train times, street maps, as if you were at your PC.
Do your shopping for you, using online shopping and home delivery services of your choice (give her your credit card details and she will organise the rest - and won't overspend like your other girlfriends).
Cook meals wherever you are, using her in-built microwave oven (scan the barcode on packaging for optimum cooking time).
Navigate flawlessly with integrated GPS.
Share your hobbies and interests - update her profile by selecting from categories including music, politics, sport etc.
Demonstrate talents, from singing to chess (select a maximum of two from the Personality menu).
Source any mains power socket for a 'rest' when charging is necessary - put her in Sleep mode at night, so that she can conserve power while lying next to you in bed.
Act as an iPod dock (compatible with all models, using SpeakerButt) and Skype phone.
Charge time of 4 hours, the equivalent of 8 hours music and talk, 20 minutes walking, and 1 minute of logical thinking.
Suitable for ages 16 years+.
Weighs 12 kilos.