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Sat Nag - £7.99 + £3.95 del. !

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8y, 7m agoFound 8 years, 7 months ago
The Sat Nag is the greatest in-car invention since the Sat Nav. Actually no, it's better than a Sat Nav, and even if it's guaranteed to get you nowhere fast, it's one of those jokes that just keeps on giving. Press the button on the front and a very well-recorded, patronising woman's voice will come out with one of a host of hysterical Sat Nav-type commands. With such crackers as: "I know you're a man, but it's been 35 minutes now, so can you please admit you're lost and ask someone the way"; and "In 100 metres turn left. No right, err, no left. Sorry, I never can tell my left from my right", as well as "In 50 meters I'm going to put on my most annoying voice and say 'Is your short cut really faster when we get stuck in traffic like this, well, is it darling?" and "In 100 meters I'm going to talk to you in that special voice, which should let you know you've upset me in some way that is bound to be your fault".

There are loads of them, and the main reason they're so darn funny is that (whilst ducking a flying shoe) they're so accurate, we've all been there, and boy are we all going there again. There are a few 'not in front of the children' comments, but none that are too offensive. This anti-compass has a holographic screen, highlighting the important roads such as Whiny Lane, Backseat Drive and Earache Avenue, and will have you howling with laughter both at the idiosyncrasies of women in passenger seats and also how dumb men are behind the wheel - every car should have one.

The in-car gadget that gets you nowhere fast.
This mock-up Sat Nav is crammed with totally unhelpful and embarrassingly familiar offerings from a patronising woman's voice such as "In 100 metres turn left. No right, err, no left. Sorry, I never can tell my left from my right".
The Sat Nag has a holographic screen highlighting roads such as Earache Avenue.
Suitable for ages 16 years+ (some strong language).
Size: 10 x 8 x 2cm.
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got the new improved version of this..... the wife
good call ding, did she come with free p&p :D
I thought TomTom had already created this?

"Turn around when possible."
good call ding, did she come with free p&p :D
i wish, i got er on the never never costing me a fortune
got the new improved version of this..... the wife

Unfortunately there are no batteries or power leads to unplug to turn the thing off when it starts to get on your nerves - the only volume settings are drone, moan or groan of which we have no control :)
Someone will prob smash your window to nick it thinking its real.......:w00t:
would be funny to see the faces on the person who nicked it, when it starts whacking a few funny phrases out!
just ordered one for a mates birthday. his sat-nav always gets him lost lol. " he who knows better" lol

what a load of cack! Another useless piece of 'hilarious' (ahem) platic which will be used for 1 minute, and appreciated as a gift for 0.

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