Oh well, I suppose this could make the world cup thingy a bit more exciting. More fun than that John Terry bloke I bet. LOL. Hoping for plenty 10-0 England wins.
It's the remote control love egg that shows you're a true fan. Go 45 minutes each way with the Scoregasm Love Egg and you'll feel like you've won the Cup - just watch out for that studs-up tackle from behind! Perfectly presented in a heart-shaped box.
Have Scoregasms galore and enjoy the 2010 World Cup in South Africa more than you've enjoyed any World Cup ever before!
3 knee-trembling speeds and 7 orgasmic pulsing and vibrating patterns mean you'll have more options in midfield than Fabio Capello.
Click the button and the egg starts vibrating. Click again to move through the speeds and patterns.
The remote control works from up to 10 metres away, so hand the controller to your partner and let them surprise you when England score!
If you get sent for an early bath, don't worry - Scoregasm is totally waterproof! Don't get the remote control wet though.
Come on England
With a free VibraExciter Mobile Phone Vibe For Men worth £19.99
Direct from the drawer marked "21st Century Fun" comes the VibraExciter - the world's first mobile phone vibe. The powerful 10-speed bullet can be triggered by hand or (more excitingly) by the signal from a mobile phone! A whole new meaning to text sex.
It's the perfect way to be with your partner when you can't be with your partner. Keep the VibraExciter close by and when your mobile phone receives a call or text message it will start to vibrate!
When you receive a text message on your mobile phone, the LoveHoney VibraExciter will start to vibrate giving you 20 seconds of erotic stimulation.
When you receive a phone call, your VibraExciter will vibrate for as long as the phone call lasts. It will continue to excite for 20 seconds after the call has ended - just to make sure you've got what you wanted!
Fancy exciting yourself? Simply push the manual button and the VibraExiter will stimulate you till you decide to switch off. You even have the choice of 10 exciting vibrating patterns too!
VibraExciter has 3 operating buttons - on/off, cancel and vibrate.
The VibraExciter isn't wireless, it connects to the power pack by a discreet wire and a removable jack plug both of which can be hidden in a pocket or the waistband of your clothing!
This saucy sex toy operates within a 0.75m range of your mobile phone... In fact any mobile phone, so be careful on the bus!
Please note: Your phone will need to be GSM enabled to work. It will not work with 3G alone - most phones give you the option to switch to GSM in your options.