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Sex Panther - £29.99 or £39.99 in Growl box @ Firebox

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According to Anchorman’s Brian Fantana, Sex Panther Cologne is illegal in nine countries. It’s also made with bits of real panther* and 60% of the time, it works every time. We’re not sure if any of t… Read More
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According to Anchorman’s Brian Fantana, Sex Panther Cologne is illegal in nine countries. It’s also made with bits of real panther* and 60% of the time, it works every time. We’re not sure if any of that is true but we do know this formidable, fictional-until-now fragrance is more macho than a tankard of sweat soup garnished with chest wigs and V8s. Better still, it’s available from your high-fiving, jockstrap-clad friends at Firebox.

Quite honestly, if you don’t get lucky wearing Sex Panther we can only assume you’ve got a face like a bucket of smashed crabs. Or something like that. Women will be reduced to slobbering heaps of desire once they get a whiff, so don’t even try wearing it if you’re not manly. A moustache helps too.

So what does Sex Panther actually smell of? Well despite the claims of Ron Burgundy’s colleagues, it doesn’t smell like a t**d covered in burnt hair or a used diaper filled with Indian food.

In a nutshell it smells like desire. And it’s really rather delightful. Imagine wearing a midnight black t-shirt with a wolf airbrushed on the front and a shark arm-wrestling a Sherman tank on the back. Well it’s like that but in cologne form.

Despite its potency, Sex Panther can be applied like regular fragrance but regular users (ie: us) recommend applying it by the handful to any exposed skin and then pouring a generous amount down the front of the pants*. After all, romance is the only sport that requires two balls. Rrrrr!

If you haven’t already twigged (durr, Earth calling Mr Gullible), Sex Panther is a rather tongue-in-cheek product. But it’s beautifully presented in a fabulously ill-judged retro bottle and it might just give you the confidence to strut around the office in true Anchorman style. So what are you waiting for? Whack that Buy button and let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
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#1
Worth some heat just for the clip:

http://www.firebox.com/product/2291/Sex-Panther?video_id=2006#yourvideos

"Ooh, it's a formidable scent. Stings the nostrils...in a good way"

Edited By: hotyoda on Sep 02, 2010 14:23: class quote
#2
why the cold votes?!? someone show where its cheaper
#3
andy182
why the cold votes?!? someone show where its cheaper


Cheapest doesn't equal hot deal.
#4
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andy182
why the cold votes?!? someone show where its cheaper
Cheapest doesn't equal hot deal.

It was always supposed to on here in the past
#5
Waterboy8535
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andy182
why the cold votes?!? someone show where its cheaper
Cheapest doesn't equal hot deal.


It was always supposed to on here in the past


It never has been, its not cheapestyoucanfindanyproduct.com, it's hotukdeals.com!
#6
£30 or £40 for
If you haven’t already twigged (durr, Earth calling Mr Gullible), Sex Panther is a rather tongue-in-cheek product. But it’s beautifully presented in a fabulously ill-judged retro bottle and it might just give you the confidence to strut around the office in true Anchorman style. So what are you waiting for? Whack that Buy button and let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.

Hmm, how about you pay me £30-40 for a bottle of fresh air instead, then I will post it as a hot deal on here ;)
#7
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Waterboy8535
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andy182
why the cold votes?!? someone show where its cheaper
Cheapest doesn't equal hot deal.
It was always supposed to on here in the past
It never has been, its not cheapestyoucanfindanyproduct.com, it's hotukdeals.com!

Couldn't agree more, infact if this is the ONLY price it's not even a deal, it's just the standard price!!!

Really, 30 quid for a comedy aftershave?

Get a life guys
banned#8
As much as I love Anchorman this is COLD!!

An extra £10 for the box!?! If it was £10 for the bottle and the box I'd get it for a laugh but £40 is a joke
#9
yet a product of a mouth gag gets huge heat. that is also a really useful product
banned 2 Likes #10
That useless product costs under £3 while your useless product costs nearly 15 times as much.

Also there are uses for the other product other than novelty value unlike yours so stop crying cos your deal in mince!
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Paddy Charlie
That useless product costs under £3 while your useless product costs nearly 15 times as much. Also there are uses for the other product other than novelty value unlike yours so stop crying cos your deal in mince!

lol, I LOVE it when people get defensive about their postings. I'd put money on not even HE bought this over priced toilet water!
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#13
ciaran4174
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Waterboy8535
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andy182
why the cold votes?!? someone show where its cheaper
Cheapest doesn't equal hot deal.
It was always supposed to on here in the past
It never has been, its not cheapestyoucanfindanyproduct.com, it's hotukdeals.com!


Couldn't agree more, infact if this is the ONLY price it's not even a deal, it's just the standard price!!!

Really, 30 quid for a comedy aftershave?

Get a life guys


THE comedy aftershave. And if it works as advertised it's a fraggin steal.

Edited By: hotyoda on Sep 02, 2010 17:16: a
#14
ciaran4174
Paddy Charlie
That useless product costs under £3 while your useless product costs nearly 15 times as much. Also there are uses for the other product other than novelty value unlike yours so stop crying cos your deal in mince!


lol, I LOVE it when people get defensive about their postings. I'd put money on not even HE bought this over priced toilet water!


I got it for the comedy value and the aftershave inside doesnt smell too bad
#15
£30 or £40 for this....or something decent like Hugo Boss for the same or less......hardly brain surgery....Boss every time
#16
If you want something decent you wouldnt give this a second look. or hugo boss for that matter
#17
andy182
If you want something decent you wouldnt give this a second look. or hugo boss for that matter


Haha. Zing!
#18
Oh dear oh dear. Just played the link again...and again! I seem to be addicted to Sex Pather...well at least the clip. This may be the funniest thing I have ever seen. Think it's the nostril flare that gets me.

Must not watch again.....must not....oh OK one more time...:D:D

Edited By: hotyoda on Sep 03, 2010 15:59: can't spell

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