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Sex Timer (gadget) - £5.99 delivered @ Play.com !

Stud?
Stallion?
Playboy?
Mediocre?
Measure your performance with this naughty device. Accurate to one grain of sand.
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#1
http://images.play.com/covers/876767x.jpg
#2
Lmafoooooooooooo - I love it!!
#3
hahahahahaha hilarious! i may get one for mr superhot :whistling:
banned#4
sex timer,just do what i do count the strokes,
1 and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:?
#5
lol i wonder how much the manufacturer makes for each one
#6
Does this have a range of 1-5 secs ?
banned#7
PJR
Does this have a range of 1-5 secs ?


:w00t: :thumbsup:
#8
this is SCREAMING secret santa!!

How long are the actual intervals, and how big is it?
#9
I guess it would make a change if my Mrs watched this instead of the TV . :w00t:
#10
Will not be buying this as it looks like it hasn't got enough sand in for me :whistling:
#11
Slash
lol i wonder how much the manufacturer makes for each one


5 minutes per section, I reckon. Am I being over-ambitious? :giggle:
#12
why is this cold, its GREAT
#13
stora
I guess it would make a change if my Mrs watched this instead of the TV . :w00t:


TV stora?

No cracks in your ceiling? :whistling:
#14
lol i really can't believe people are willing to pay £5.99 for this hahahaa
#15
cool gadget lol
#16
Slash
lol i really can't believe people are willing to pay £5.99 for this hahahaa


I know, I'd pay a quid for it as a little novelty joke...but 6 quids? pfft lol
#17
Lmao what a cool gadget! Think i will invest in 1 to time my oh! Plus one for secret santa! hehehe
#18
great find - i love it
#19
#20
how is this a bargain?
#21
At a guess, 2 minutes per section?
#22
I tlooks like you could snap it in half and use it as a couple of butt plugs if you so desired, voted painful.
#23
Suspect it's 1 minute though, which would be a bit ****.
#24
I just read the timecode off the tape......
#25
Shengis
I just read the timecode off the tape......


:giggle:
#26
Who's going to be 1st to write a review? :giggle:
#27
I was gonna buy one of these but I reckon i'll save meself some money and just use the normal egg timer.
#28
Too dear for that kinda thing. i will buy more condom than buying this :)
#29
How would any guy feel after seeing they're in the "very poor" at sex category...... classic, I think it would be worth a lot more than £5.99 to see someones reaction at that....... obviously after they're fully dressed. :p

I have to admit, I doubt I would be in the stallion category for the amount of time I could last but it's the size and what you can do with it that counts the most and I think the screams would prove how much of a stallion you are better than any egg timer, I think they should make another gadget testing the volume of sex. ;-)
#30
Aussie Foreplay -

"Brace yourself Sheila, this will be the best 5 seconds of your life."
#31
Not all women want marathon sessions any way, I certainly wouldn't consider someone a stallion if they lasted 2 hours but I was bored out of my brain lol
#32
nunkey
Aussie Foreplay -

"Brace yourself Sheila, this will be the best 5 seconds of your life."


Starlet
Not all women want marathon sessions any way, I certainly wouldn't consider someone a stallion if they lasted 2 hours but I was bored out of my brain lol



Starlet, I think your best bet may be a 6 second Aussie :giggle:
#33
i think i'll need 3 of these baby's!
#34
[SIZE=2]What is beyond stud?[/SIZE]
#35
sicknote
[SIZE=2]What is beyond stud?[/SIZE]


ron jeremy ?
2 Likes #36
keep the £5.99 in your pocket and do what I do........

Close my eyes tight and imagine Fizz from Coronation Street, that about doubles the perfomence to 6 minutes ;)
#37
watchzeitgeist
keep the £5.99 in your pocket and do what I do........

Close my eyes tight and imagine Fizz from Coronation Street, that about doubles the perfomence to 6 minutes ;)


lol nice first post.. think of vera duckworth makes it 15 mins
#38
watchzeitgeist
keep the £5.99 in your pocket and do what I do........

Close my eyes tight and imagine Fizz from Coronation Street, that about doubles the perfomence to 6 minutes ;)



:) Ahhhhhhhhhh Fizz = 6


:-( Ewwwwww Vera = 15





*Thank gawd no mention of Hayley :shock:*
#39
jerry
:) Ahhhhhhhhhh Fizz = 6


:-( Ewwwwww Vera = 15





*Thank gawd no mention of Hayley :shock:*



Hayley = game over!!:oops:
#40
sicknote
[SIZE=2]What is beyond stud?[/SIZE]

Cream crackered! :w00t:

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