Poos. We all do them (except Her Maj, of course). The trouble is, dropping Mr Brown and the kids off at the pool is nigh on impossible when you’re enjoying the great outdoors. Yes, you can make like a bear and **** in the woods, but curling a log straight onto the ground feels a bit, well, dirty.
Flat-packed, the **** Box pops open to become a rigid but comfy loo into which you can drop your fudge, again and again, without making a mess or gassing everyone within a 5 mile radius. That’s because it comes with 10 biodegradable poo bags. Genius! Simply pop one inside, lay your cable, remove the whole shebang, tie up the bag and shove it in your best mate’s sleeping bag… sorry, we mean dispose of it responsibly.
Yes, we suppose you could hunt down the nearest fast food emporium for a quick McShit with lies but, as well as being unethical, it’s probably not as hygienic. Besides, ejecting a bum cigar in a restaurant is fraught with danger: no loo roll, weak flush, pebble-dashed bowl. You know the score. Plus the **** Box doubles up as handy stool (forgive the pun) and comes in a rather fetching shoulder bag for easy portability.
•1x Duffle Bag - to carry
•1x **** Box - reusable
•10x Poo Bags - not reusable
•10x Tissues - for a happy bum
•Brown cardboard – content 80% recycled card
•Weight tolerance : 55lbs/inch² 225lbs/inch² bursting force.
•**** Box / Ploo take 16 stone/ 100kg very comfortably
•Little Jack's box is perfect for 1-5 year olds
•The inner ‘poo bag’ contains P-Life™ additive which enables the bag to harmlessly degrade to water and CO2 over a fixed period of time.
•**** Box - 35cm (H) x 35cm(W) x 35cm(D)
•Little Jack's Box - 26.5cm (H) x 26.5cm(W) x 26.5cm(D)
•Ploo - 35cm (H) x 35cm(W) x 35cm(D)
Four different versions available!
Ideal for camping out or festivals !