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SH*T BOX Cardboard crapper £14.99 @ Firebox

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5y, 9m agoFound 5 years, 9 months ago
Poos. We all do them (except Her Maj, of course). The trouble is, dropping Mr Brown and the kids off at the pool is nigh on impossible when you’re enjoying the great outdoors. Yes, you can make like a bear and **** in the woods, but curling a log straight onto the ground feels a bit, well, dirty.


Flat-packed, the **** Box pops open to become a rigid but comfy loo into which you can drop your fudge, again and again, without making a mess or gassing everyone within a 5 mile radius. That’s because it comes with 10 biodegradable poo bags. Genius! Simply pop one inside, lay your cable, remove the whole shebang, tie up the bag and shove it in your best mate’s sleeping bag… sorry, we mean dispose of it responsibly.


Yes, we suppose you could hunt down the nearest fast food emporium for a quick McShit with lies but, as well as being unethical, it’s probably not as hygienic. Besides, ejecting a bum cigar in a restaurant is fraught with danger: no loo roll, weak flush, pebble-dashed bowl. You know the score. Plus the **** Box doubles up as handy stool (forgive the pun) and comes in a rather fetching shoulder bag for easy portability.


Contents:
•1x Duffle Bag - to carry
•1x **** Box - reusable
•10x Poo Bags - not reusable
•10x Tissues - for a happy bum
Technical information:
•Brown cardboard – content 80% recycled card
•Weight tolerance : 55lbs/inch² 225lbs/inch² bursting force.
•**** Box / Ploo take 16 stone/ 100kg very comfortably
•Little Jack's box is perfect for 1-5 year olds
•The inner ‘poo bag’ contains P-Life™ additive which enables the bag to harmlessly degrade to water and CO2 over a fixed period of time.
Size:
•**** Box - 35cm (H) x 35cm(W) x 35cm(D)
•Little Jack's Box - 26.5cm (H) x 26.5cm(W) x 26.5cm(D)
•Ploo - 35cm (H) x 35cm(W) x 35cm(D)

Four different versions available!

Ideal for camping out or festivals !
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#1
seen it all now! lolll
3 Likes #2
Take a spade dig a hole, take a dump, cover it up,go to the pub and save 15 notes.
#3
or just stay indoors! loll
1 Like #4
Just making more waste with this and spending £15 for the privilege. Squatting is the natural way to do it anyway.
1 Like #5
Might get one for glastonbury
banned#6
'Kin 'ell - whatever next......
#7
its just not the same experience without the splash backs :D
2 Likes #8
hooray henry
Take a spade dig a hole, take a dump, cover it up,go to the pub and save 15 notes.
So how much does the spade cost?
#9
kevb22
hooray henry
Take a spade dig a hole, take a dump, cover it up,go to the pub and save 15 notes.
So how much does the spade cost?


£1 @ Poundland

Or nothing if you can be bothered to make it yourself and camping in the great outdoors. A stick would do it.

Edited By: olliehayman on Mar 04, 2011 15:36
1 Like #10
Personally i think this deal is **** hot !!!! lol ........
1 Like #11
Rupz
its just not the same experience without the splash backs :D


ohhhh grossssssssssssss - i reccomend tabs to block u up when u go camping! alot cheaper
#12
rieriej
Rupz
its just not the same experience without the splash backs :D


ohhhh grossssssssssssss - i reccomend tabs to block u up when u go camping! alot cheaper


Ohhhhhhhhhhhh stick a cork in it.
#13
hooray henry
Take a spade dig a hole, take a dump, cover it up,go to the pub and save 15 notes.

Why not go to the pub and have the dump?? actually seeing some of the toilet facilities in pubs, better off in the hedge. Just dont eat the free peanuts and cheese.
#14
be useful if caught short on the bus
#15
You could always sit on a stool
#16
emptyglass69
You could always sit on a stool


where would it fall though??
#17
mm I have a water meater this may save money when lots of ppl come to visit how many times can it be used?
1 Like #18
miles136
mm I have a water meater this may save money when lots of ppl come to visit how many times can it be used?

I dare not ask.

BFN,

fp.
#19
mrhotukdeal
be useful if caught short on the bus

ive seen people have sex on a bus not not a s***..... but better than crapping yourself lol
#20
worth its weight in gold at a festival!
1 Like #21
don't remember seeing this one on Dragons Den
#22
Would my chicks fit on one of these contraptions?

http://www.yardbarker.com/m/37682/xl/FatChicks.jpg
#23
jltk87
worth its weight in gold at a festival!

Actually your wrong..... what is worth its weight is gold is having a dump and then watching someone pick it up mistaking it for firewood :D
#24
Tom Pickering
Would my chicks fit on one of these contraptions?http://www.yardbarker.com/m/37682/xl/FatChicks.jpg

i think the limit is 95kg so your chicks are well within the limit :)...... you must be a stud to manage these two supermodels.........whats your secret :D
#25
Ah if nothing else this has given me the best laugh I have had today (yes its been a ploo day).

Thanks OP, heat just for the description.
#26
WHEN YOUV EDONE WITH IT YOU COULD TAPE IT UP AND POST IT TO SOMEONE YOU DON T LIKE
#27
I dunno... Reckon this is a bit of a billy bargain.

I mean, here is the alternative, but its £20+del...
#28
...Dragons's Den has a lot to answer for
#29
hooray henry
Take a spade dig a hole, take a dump, cover it up,go to the pub and save 15 notes.


If you're going to the pub, why not simply remember they usually have toilets there?
#30
ollieh1
Squatting is the natural way to do it anyway.


Completely agree. Except when it comes to trying to persuade a child to squat for a poo.

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