Well, it's been a while, mainly because I lost my house keys, but hey, I'm back, and have I got a smashing deal for all of yous?!... Yes, I have actually.
It's here, all you single speed spanners listen up, not only are you daft for having only one speed (slow) you got your very own spanner, you spanners.
It's dead cool, it's got a 15mm socket (god knows why, I'm mean seriously, why?) and a 15mm open end spanner presumably for pedals, why would you want to take your pedals off? That's just as daft as having only 1 speed! Furthermore, it's got a bottle opener! in a cool hipster, "oh, yeah, I can open that for you with my new cool tool... let me just remove my pedals, grease my hair and comb my beard..." kind of way, it's also got a tyre lever for... yeah! (you good) taking your tyres off! (Presumably, so they don't get nicked?
Anyway, it's rly cool and stuff, and shinny and all that junk, you can pick one up of koobikes (yeah me either??)