A very cheap & small (2ft) cheap artificial christmas tree under the ASDA Smart Price brand.
Its not brilliant, but at 25p its loose change.
At the end of the day you get what you pay for.
It will do the trick if you need a very small tree in future years.
They probably had around 100 of these in Asda Reading (Lower Earley) tonight.
If they can't shift them, you never know, they may go even cheaper than 25p ;-)