The Guy Richie classic 'Snatch' available for a great discount as part of Google's 'Movie Deals of the Week' [Android].
Turkish: ...hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?