SNOZZCUMBER - 41p MORRISONS - 16 inches long and 21ozs - Helping Dahl's "The Marvellous Children's Charity for sick youngsters" - HotUKDeals
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SNOZZCUMBER - 41p MORRISONS - 16 inches long and 21ozs - Helping Dahl's "The Marvellous Children's Charity for sick youngsters"

£0.41 @ Morrisons
A real-life version of Roald Dahl’s fictional Snozzcumber is available from Morrisons from today for 41p Morrisons and other supermarkets are selling the snozzcumbers for a trial period to coincide… Read More
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10m, 1w agoFound 10 months, 1 week ago
A real-life version of Roald Dahl’s fictional Snozzcumber is available from Morrisons from today for 41p

Morrisons and other supermarkets are selling the snozzcumbers for a trial period to coincide with Dahl’s 100th birthday on Tuesday, as well as the recent release of the Steven Spielberg film version of The BFG, and will be making a donation to Dahl’s The Marvellous Children’s Charity for sick youngsters.

http://www.roalddahl.com/charity

It is hoped that the fruit – a giant, misshapen version of a normal cucumber – will encourage otherwise reluctant children to eat their greens and increase donations to the Roland Dahl Charity funds

It's also good value for adults - 16" long and 21ozs for 41p
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https://s17.postimg.org/7tgijpgmn/cucumber.jpg
34 Likes
Heat added jimmy X)

http://i.imgur.com/zOt39Hn.jpg
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my favourite cucumber joke courtesy of mckinless...

"I never like only buying one cucumber, because you know the cashier is thinking "he is going to stick that up his a**"

So now I always buy two, you can always eat one of them."
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Keith Vaz recommends these.
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kazzieg
it's what you do with it that counts ;)

Any suggestions oO

Normally just do a bit of a salad ;)

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lolololoool
10 Likes #2
Oh dear, this thread is going to go downhill rapidly.......

oO
6 Likes #3
http://i67.tinypic.com/2881nc1.jpg


Edited By: jimmybo on Sep 11, 2016 17:05: Update
7 Likes #4
OP bigger is not always better :p (keeps saying it to convince the ladies ;) )

Hot Deal BTW :)
4 Likes #5
it's what you do with it that counts ;)
55 Likes #6
https://s17.postimg.org/7tgijpgmn/cucumber.jpg
14 Likes #7
kazzieg
it's what you do with it that counts ;)

Any suggestions oO

Normally just do a bit of a salad ;)
4 Likes #8
jimmybo
http://i67.tinypic.com/2881nc1.jpg


oO
;)
Downhill descent rapidly taken X)
2 Likes #9
41p for hours of fun for either gender. Bargain.
2 Likes #10
I didn't exaggerate with the size

Linky
3 Likes #11
ding dong matron :{
2 Likes #12
3-in-1 use.
8 Likes #13
My lady wont appreciate it, already spoiled, heat added X)
17 Likes #14
Keith Vaz recommends these.
5 Likes #15
Otherwise reluctant children? They are supposed to taste disgusting in the books, cant see already reluctant children trying a vegetable already described as disgusting.
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Cameron92
Keith Vaz recommends these.

Yes don't put them in vinegar, that'll get you out of a pickle.
1 Like #17
Is this a windup ?
6 Likes #18
Treboeth
kazzieg
it's what you do with it that counts ;)

Any suggestions oO

Normally just do a bit of a salad ;)


make sure you toss that salad good
4 Likes #19
Cameron92
Keith Vaz recommends these.

He finds them hard to cook though, Labour intensive.
1 Like #20
oldskoolpug
Is this a windup ?
I thought that but if you google Snozzcumber it`s a genuine product X)

@Jimmybo can be a bit of a devil sometimes but this one is really on sale ;)
2 Likes #21
That's a mouthful!
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mittromney
Otherwise reluctant children? They are supposed to taste disgusting in the books, cant see already reluctant children trying a vegetable already described as disgusting.
They are "disgusterous" :)
5 Likes #23
Excellent, more mouldy veg from Morrisons. Gone right down hill. Was in Morrisons last year, standing next to a child who was jumping up and down excitedly, shouting 'mouldy Morrisons, mouldy Morrisons!' to her mum. They were engaged in a game of find the mouldy fruit and veg!
21 Likes #24
my favourite cucumber joke courtesy of mckinless...

"I never like only buying one cucumber, because you know the cashier is thinking "he is going to stick that up his a**"

So now I always buy two, you can always eat one of them."
1 Like #25
Ah, but do the snozzberries taste like snozzberries?
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Who else came here just for the comments?
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937666
https://s17.postimg.org/7tgijpgmn/cucumber.jpghttp://imagehosting24.click/images/nav_bg.png
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/12/12710061ec1b8ec6b7fa09807a2b4f6c7c208950ddab1952d95037fcb0c754fc.jpg
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craigsh
Who else came here just for the comments?
comments and pictures X)
#29
Are these nun certified?
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937666
https://s17.postimg.org/7tgijpgmn/cucumber.jpg

Nice melons.
#31
Thanks OP! Just canceled my order at Lovehoney.
#32
Michael Barrymore sent me here...
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937666
https://s17.postimg.org/7tgijpgmn/cucumber.jpg
Disclaimer, thats not me :D
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937666
https://s17.postimg.org/7tgijpgmn/cucumber.jpg
Disclaimer, thats not me :D
#35
A&E departments across the country are about to get very very busy!
#36
brilly
my favourite cucumber joke courtesy of mckinless...
"I never like only buying one cucumber, because you know the cashier is thinking "he is going to stick that up his a**"
So now I always buy two, you can always eat one of them."

So if you buy two you don't think the cashier is thinking, that's 2 asses then?
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http://img.memecdn.com/benedict-cucumberbatch_o_6356681.jpg
11 Likes #38
OOS at my local wifey came back with a giant peach!
5 Likes #39
I will only find use for the plastic packaging, it's the only condom that comes in my size
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can you put the snozzcumber in the chocolate factory?

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