Great for this time of year when all the exams are goin on, no one will be late for them ever again :D AROUND £4 DELIVERED with the VOUCHER
There are several ways to wake a heavy sleeper. Screaming 'Get up you lazy... er... person' is one method, but it's invariably met by a mumbled response involving the word 'off'.
Cranking up the stereo to 11 is another technique, but we find the professional dozer always manages to remain blissfully oblivious to the din until the rest of the house is forced to concede defeat. Marching into the bedroom clashing cymbals and walloping a bass drum works, but unless you're on first name terms with the local one-man band, it's not really practical.