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Posted 4 August 2016
TESCO meal deal Brand Guarantee deal pizza express large pizza and a box of 2 Gu luxury desserts for £1!!
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This deal is expired. Here are some options that might interest you:
Buy one large pizza express pizza, one box of Gu luxury desserts, plus 8 other unique items....
I bought 2x diff pizza , 2x diff desserts, plus single items of fruit...
Meal deal is officially £5 for both the pizza and desserts, but brand match is taking £4 off each deal.
I got 4. Fill your boots
Saw this on Facebook, so credit to them. Wanted to check was working before posting. Sorry, am working now but will add exact items I bought later.
* this is reported as still working today. To make the absolute most of this deal, buy-
5 X pizzas ( of the 2 varieties)
5 X desserts in 3 or 4 varieties ( GU CHOCOLATE & VANILLA CHEESECAKE 2X90G
GU LEMON CHEESECAKE 2X90G
GU-ZILLIONAIRE DESSERT 183G
GU KEY LIME PIE RAMEKINS 2X85G)
(thanks, kingmart)
5x 10p sweets ( 5 DIFFERENT sweets, with different barcodes )
= this will come to £5.50
* or get X 6 different if you're in a hurry/ at all nervous/ or they only have one variety of pizza.
Instead of the sweets, you can get 5 different single fruit or veg items. This will be a little different in price.
Thanks to all who contributed in honing down this deal to the maximum value for other users, and for reporting where there is stock
YOU NEED A MINIMUM OF 10 UNIQUE ITEMS FOR THIS TO WORK SO IF YOU BUY 1XLARGE PIZZA AND 1 DESSERT FROM THE ABOVE LIST FOR EXAMPLE YOU THEN NEED AT LEAST 8 OTHER ITEMS SUCH AS 10P SWEETS THAT ARE ALL DIFFERENT OR 1XBANANA 1XCARROT 1XONION ETC BUT STILL TOTALLING 10 UNIQUE ITEMS.
- deb8z
WON'T WORK IN EXPRESS STORES OR IN NORTHERN IRELAND.
- deb8z
I bought 2x diff pizza , 2x diff desserts, plus single items of fruit...
Meal deal is officially £5 for both the pizza and desserts, but brand match is taking £4 off each deal.
I got 4. Fill your boots
Saw this on Facebook, so credit to them. Wanted to check was working before posting. Sorry, am working now but will add exact items I bought later.
* this is reported as still working today. To make the absolute most of this deal, buy-
5 X pizzas ( of the 2 varieties)
5 X desserts in 3 or 4 varieties ( GU CHOCOLATE & VANILLA CHEESECAKE 2X90G
GU LEMON CHEESECAKE 2X90G
GU-ZILLIONAIRE DESSERT 183G
GU KEY LIME PIE RAMEKINS 2X85G)
(thanks, kingmart)
5x 10p sweets ( 5 DIFFERENT sweets, with different barcodes )
= this will come to £5.50
* or get X 6 different if you're in a hurry/ at all nervous/ or they only have one variety of pizza.
Instead of the sweets, you can get 5 different single fruit or veg items. This will be a little different in price.
Thanks to all who contributed in honing down this deal to the maximum value for other users, and for reporting where there is stock
YOU NEED A MINIMUM OF 10 UNIQUE ITEMS FOR THIS TO WORK SO IF YOU BUY 1XLARGE PIZZA AND 1 DESSERT FROM THE ABOVE LIST FOR EXAMPLE YOU THEN NEED AT LEAST 8 OTHER ITEMS SUCH AS 10P SWEETS THAT ARE ALL DIFFERENT OR 1XBANANA 1XCARROT 1XONION ETC BUT STILL TOTALLING 10 UNIQUE ITEMS.
- deb8z
WON'T WORK IN EXPRESS STORES OR IN NORTHERN IRELAND.
- deb8z
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Your tesco out of stock?
I'm sure the receipt is perfect...for anybody with Go, Go Gadget eyes
Seriously, though. Good find, thank you and heated.
Went to 2nd tesco. Got 2 deals. Bought items for foodbank like 19p potatoes and 20p carrots to make up brand match.
I got a deal and foodbank got 16 extra items.
Anyone else struggling to fit pizza in freezer drawer?!
Thanks OP.
Mum: Kids - we're having PIZZA!!
Kids: Yay!! Pizza! PIZZA, PIZZA, PIZZA!!!
Day 2
Mum: Guess what kids - Pizza again!!
Kids: Wow! Pizza again! Yay!
Day 3:
Mum: Kids - Fancy pizza again?
Kids: Yeah ok, cool.
Day 4
Mum: I think we'll have pizza again - hey kids, PIZZA! Yay!
Kids: Is there anything else?
Mum: Er, well we have to eat them so maybe tomorrow. Ok?
Kids: Yeah, ok.
Mum: Yay!
Kids: Hmm.
Day 5
Mum: Are you kids ok with pizza again today?
Kids: Really? Are you kidding? There must be something else??
Mum: Well as I said yesterday, we have to eat them.
Kids: (Moan).
Day 6
Mum: Well I'm afraid we're goi........................................
Kids: NO! No more PIZZA!!
Mum: Sorry, you'll have to have pizza as we've still got a few left!
Kids: Well this is the last time!!
Day 7
Mum: Er, umm, look, these pizzas are going out of date today so you're going to ha......................
Kids: NO! NOOOOOOOOO! We don't want any more PIZZA!! NO MORE!!!!!
Mum: Come on kids - "Yay!?!?"
Kids: Yay, shmay - NO!!!
Mum: Right, I've already cooked them so y.............................
Kids: NO!! There must be something else?????
Mum: Erm, how about some GU desserts? Some Maomi? Refresher chews? An apple? Onion? 2 apples? A tomato?
Kids: WTF????
Dad: Kids - do as your mum says!
Kids: We WANT SOMETHING ELSE!!!
Mum: Come on, it won't harm you.
Kids: Too late Mum - Esther Rantzen's on her way.
I just bought:
1 Large Margarita Pizza
1 Large American Pizza
1 Lemon Cheesecake
1 Zillionaires Cheesecake
6 different 10p sweets
All for £2.50
And to top it off someone abandoned a trolley with a pound in so it was really only £1.50
1x TESCO FAMILY BABYLEAF SALAD 140G £1.50 n/a n/a n/a
1x SUNTRAIL LEMONS MIN 3 PACK £1.05 n/a n/a n/a
1x BRAEBURN APPLES LSE CLASS 1 0.175kg £0.35 n/a n/a n/a
1x MAOAM SOUR GIANT STRIPES 15G £0.09 n/a n/a n/a
1x SWIZZELS DRUMSTICK LOLLY £0.08 n/a £0.10 n/a
1x GIANT NEW REFRESHER CHEW BAR (C) £0.08 £0.10 n/a n/a
1x BARRATT FLUMPS 12G £0.09 £0.10 £0.10 n/a
1x HARIBO KIDS MIX UP/ STARMIX £0.08 £0.10 £0.10 n/a
1x HARIBO TANGFASTICS P/M 10P £0.08 n/a £0.10 n/a
3x PIZZA EXPRESS MARGHERITA PIZZA 455G £18.00 n/a n/a £9.00
2x PIZZA EXPRESS AMERICAN PIZZA 475G £12.00 n/a n/a £6.00
5x GU CHOCOLATE & VANILLA CHEESECAKE 2X90G £15.00 £10.00 £15.00 £10.00
£8.26 for all that
Only buy these pizzas at £6 each:
PIZZA EXPRESS MARGHERITA PIZZA 455G
PIZZA EXPRESS AMERICAN PIZZA 475G
And these gus:
GU CHOCOLATE & VANILLA CHEESECAKE 2X90G
GU LEMON CHEESECAKE 2X90G
GU-ZILLIONAIRE DESSERT 183G
GU KEY LIME PIE RAMEKINS 2X85G
plus fillers for at least 10 unique items.
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Yup.
Someone was crushed to death trying to carry 20 large margheritas. Police are still trying to work out if it was an accident, or they were trying to top themselves.
Yes Tesco have a flashing neon sign saying 'fillers' above their items.
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Like the fire brigade, but for Tesco misprices. Wouldn't surprise me if they put flashing lights on the car to get there quicker.
Honestly? No.
I do, however, both admire and loathe someone buying that many. I admire the sheer hutzpah, but the greed is somewhat depressing.
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what a sad man.
Its not though. 1 pizza, 1 dessert, 8 sweets, done.
Reduce the amount of sweets by 2 if you get another (different type of) pizza and a different type of dessert instead.
Funny thing is my local shop is paying proper tax whereas Tesco are not, so screw Tesco.
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So why are you even in this thread?
Seriously, nobody cares. You're in a thread about cheap pizza, but you think cheap pizzas are crap, why post at all? Nobody feeds their kids this for every meal, but there is nothing wrong with eating pizzas etc. occasionally. I eat stuff like this, I'm 6 foot tall and 11 stone, it doesn't make you unhealthy just because you don't make everything from scratch every single day and it doesn't make you superior because you say thats what you do.
2 american large pizza
3 margarita large pizza
1 key lime gu dessert
2 lemon pie gu dessert
2 chocolate and vanilla gu dessert
1 kiwi
1 onion
1 satsuma
1/2 cucumber
1 carrot
1 flump
1 mowam chew bar (however u spell it)
1 drumpstick lolly
1 haribo 10p sweet pack
1 haribo fizzy 10p sweet pack
= £6.73
I prob bought more random items than needed but it's the first time I've ever done anything like this and did not want to risk it.
Are you too stupid to say please as well
deb8z, now where would the fun be in that?
The greed etc etc
You can buy up to five pizzas / desserts at a time, but you need at least 10 unique items in your basket (so each type of pizza / dessert = one unique item), top up with 10p sweets or fruit and veg etc.
So you could do...
2 margherita
3 american
2 guzillionaires shortbread
1 keylime cheesecake
1 choc and vanilla c'cake
1 lemon cheesecake
That's 6 unique items. Pick up 4 different 10p sweets to make it 10, then head to the checkout!
I was selected for a random security check with self scan. Was terrified I'd been rumbled
Just had one for lunch and found it quite enjoyable!
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Just got to work out how to carry it all home on the bike.
Go away. These sanctimonious comments clutter up the thread. People come here to find deals not to be lectured to.
Its reported as worked just minutes ago. so, check the following:
Correct Tesco (not express)
Large pizzas (455g/475g)
desserts off the list from the op
10 unique and different items(barcodes)
That you've gone to the SECOND click for TOTAL on the till ( this is AFTER the first 'total' and the AFTER the 'how many carrier bags' ie, the SECOND time you have clicked 'total'
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yes, these deals are very specific, I'm afraid. your other items could possibly have been cheaper at Tesco, which difference would have been taken off your brandmatch amount. this is why its so important to only buy the specific items listed. for example;.... you are 'awarded' £4 for your meal deal. You've also bought some crisps, they happen to be on offer at tesco, and are £1 cheaper, thus your brandmatch gets reduced to £3. Next you buy some Coke, that s also £1 cheaper at Tesco, on offer- your brandmatch is down to £2... Next you pick up some coffee, which is £2 cheaper at Tesco. Your brandmatch has completely been eroded. Thats why everyone says to buy either 10p sweets, individual fruit or veg items, or a combination. Also, are you definitely sure you had 10 different barcodes on your receipt?
Lol, well found. Who would have thought a deal posted 7 years and 10 months ago would come back to haunt Nesima like that!