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The Inflatable Wife now just £3.99 @ Play.com

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[admin] 7y, 4m agoFound 7 years, 4 months ago
She can't talk...
Can't go shopping...
Spends no money...
Won't crash your car...
Doesn't flirt with other men...
Floats...

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Won't cook your meals, clean up, wash your clothes,
Won't make your bed, Won't pick you up from the pub, won't look after you when you have "man flu", won't clean your wee off the bathroom floor when you fail to aim correctly after several pints.. doesn't look like it has the.. err.. qualities of a wife / blow up doll either..

anyway if you're still interested it's now just £3.99 @ Play
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[admin] 7y, 4m agoFound 7 years, 4 months ago
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#1
Perfect, life sorted! No pain! :-D
#2
Juliet Im Shocked At You For This
#3
she's a short gal too, not really a stunner:

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_lmz9x4A7W6E/SVk10YFWeqI/AAAAAAAABeE/xKh5PEqs2CI/P1010520.JPG
#4
Hilarious present for a friend! HOT HOT HOT!
#5
No earache in the mornings or evenings when you just wanna have a little me time in front of the tele with a beer..:-D

This wife sounds just about perfect..:p
#6
Can't go shopping...


COLD! :giggle:
#7
HaHaHaHa
Wished I'd got one 20years ago, would have saved me a fortune
HOT!
#8
Inflatable husband available also.... for £4.99

He can't talk...
Can't go shopping...
Spends no money...
Won't crash your car...
Doesn't flirt with other women...
Floats...
Doesn't scratch himself whilst talking to you
Won't miss the toilet when weeing (drunk or sober)
Doesn't whine
doesn't suffer with man flu
etc etc etc


Fed up wasting you time with a washed up looser? Then look no further the ultimate and pleasantly proportioned pocket partner. Totally silent, this big hunk o'love has eyes only for you. That's right, no wandering eyes, ogling other women, and general bad lad behaviour.

At least with our product you get woman-time with your friends, and get to talk to a totally attentive partner, who doesn't interrupt with inane comments every few seconds. So go on revolutionise your world, take this aid to true marital bliss home and utter these word...


All your friends will like him...
He won't upset your parents...
Always willing to please...
He's not really into his football...
Never breaks wind...
Eternally faithful...
Good listener...
Useful flotation device...surely the perfect man?

lol......

Not sure why he's a £ more though.
#9
What a load of old tat. Whoever buys stuff like this clearly has too much money. Not voting as I think the product is naff.
#10
Perfect for my fiance's brother... Much better than the beeatch he is with at the moment lol
#11
Degeneratemoo
What a load of old tat. Whoever buys stuff like this clearly has too much money. Not voting as I think the product is naff.


Thanks for sharing... I'll keep that in mind come Christmas!
#12
does it do the ironing, cleaning etc?
#13
does she have a vagineeeeee
#14
stupid question but is this a blow up doll ?
#15
at least she shuts up whe you tell her, and you can put her away when you cant bear to look at her any more. ahh the perfect women.

p.s. you can lend her to your mates and not feel guilty!!!
#16
alibob
Inflatable husband available also.... for £4.99


Not sure why he's a £ more though.


Probably something to do with the old joke on buying body parts - why does the man's brain cost more than the woman's?

Because the woman's brain has been used.

:-D

Perssonally I don't think it's funny!
:whistling:
#17
quality :thumbsup:
#18
dontdothatagain
Perfect, life sorted! No pain! :-D


no gain either...:w00t:
#19
Oh dear, I'll leave my husband with the doll.. He'll have no food, clean clothes, dinners, and jokes to tell at my expense!

Gotta say - I float! Natural bouyancy aids ;-)
#20
dmaster2000
does she have a vagineeeeee


Dunno, but you could always cut a hole in the box.
#21
i don't talk much, i spend my own money, i don't flirt, i don't drive, i float... i'm free lmfao!! but also married :/ priceless!!
#22
big-boy
she's a short gal too, not really a stunner:

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_lmz9x4A7W6E/SVk10YFWeqI/AAAAAAAABeE/xKh5PEqs2CI/P1010520.JPG


What is wrong with short gals~? :x
#23
Juliet_bravo
Won't cook your meals - Tesco ready made micro-meals are nice enough.
clean up - I hire a cleaner.
wash your clothes - I hire a cleaner.
Won't make your bed - I hire a cleaner.
Won't pick you up from the pub - staggering home is so much more fun.
won't look after you when you have "man flu" - I don't get ill :-D .
won't clean your wee off the bathroom floor when you fail to aim correctly after several pints - - I hire a cleaner.
doesn't look like it has the.. err.. qualities of a wife / blow up doll either.. - I have 2 hands and the internet?:oops:
#24
Degeneratemoo
What a load of old tat. Whoever buys stuff like this clearly has too much money. Not voting as I think the product is naff.


Yeah, a true man with a powerful arms and wild imagination wouild never spend money on such a thing. naffy naff naff
#25
Benayoun
stupid question but is this a blow up doll ?


I was actually gonna ask the same thing, and I think the answer is yes
#26
Why some people saying she's short? Can't find her statistics.

Also, I see you can buy it used if you prefer. :-D

Mind you, most of the them in real life have been thoroughly used before hand too. :w00t:
#27
Geordie Girl
What is wrong with short gals~? :x


Short gal, tall bloke. Match made in heaven (apparently) :lol:
#28
Awesome, plus makes better conversation than most of the chicks.
#29
Shengis
Short gal, tall bloke. Match made in heaven (apparently) :lol:


and they have little hands :whistling:
#30
:-D :-D :w00t:
#31
lol to all those "interested", yes these are strictly speaking blow up dolls, but they're only about 2 foot tall and not, er, anatomically correct shall we say.

novelty shop i used to work in sold them, theyre just joke presents intended for stag/hen do's, etc.

i wouldn't go trying anything...physical....with one, you may invalidate your warranty ;)
#32
Bought one. Gave her a love bite. She passed wind loudly and flew out of the window. Waste of money.
#33
mvsos;5830626
Bought one. Gave her a love bite. She passed wind loudly and flew out of the window. Waste of money.


:giggle:
#34
Sure to be a let down although the price is certainly not inflated:lol:
#35
New & Used from £5.86
I really don't think i like the idea of a used one!!! Lets hope she's low mileage! :p

Temporarily out of stock. This item will be dispatched as soon as it arrives.
Sounds about right.... The nice unused ones will no doubt be permanently out of stock!!
#36
alibob
Inflatable husband available also.... for £4.99


Not sure why he's a £ more though.


maybe they needed a few inches more of material in production :thinking::w00t::santa:
#37
Degeneratemoo
What a load of old tat. Whoever buys stuff like this clearly has too much money. Not voting as I think the product is naff.


have to agree on this one,moderatley funny probably for about 5 minutes when it arrives:whistling::whistling::whistling:
#38
The perfect woman for my life, hot and steamy
#39
g greer once wrote - if women knew how much men really hated them they'd be shocked. but i think just take a look at threads like this on hotuk deals, and you'll get a fair confirmation.

i suppose i opened this post thinking it might be mildly amusing, some possibility for some wit at least.

most of what has been written (by men) just goes to prove what morons most of them are really, how their sexuality is both infantile and crass at the same time, and really what nasty little people they are in their views of women.
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blueray
g greer once wrote - if women knew how much men really hated them they'd be shocked. but i think just take a look at threads like this on hotuk deals, and you'll get a fair confirmation.

i suppose i opened this post thinking it might be mildly amusing, some possibility for some wit at least.

most of what has been written (by men) just goes to prove what morons most of them are really, how their sexuality is both infantile and crass at the same time, and really what nasty little people they are in their views of women.


Most of what is said here is for comedic effect and women have given as good as they've received. I suggest you get yourself down to the doctors so they can remove that sand from your vagina....it sounds as if you've left it there for quite some time. You never know, you may even get a pearl out of it.

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