Fellas. Why not slip this treat into to your wifes stocking this Christmas? You'll never forget the look on her face as she unwraps this gift from Anthea.
And next Christmas your little lady will have the house more Christmassy and cleaner than you've ever seen it. Perhaps she'll even let you have a look around when you drop off the kids after having them for the weekend..... before you drive back to your hovel of a bed sit where all you'll be eating on Christmas day is Matthews Turkey Drummers and a bottle of Bargain Booze own brand vodka.