My god, the parties they must have in the Cotswolds... too drunk to remember where you left your glass. Imagine the scene with all the guests having these hanging round their necks Ha Ha Ha Class in a Glass - VOTE THIS ITEM HOT HOT HOT.
"Don't lose your drink at parties! Fill this specially-designed Ultimate Party Glass with wine and hang it round your neck, keeping it safe whilst freeing up hands. Its bellied shape nestles into your body to prevent spills."