Its been well over 30 years since the introduction of the sex discrimination act, and was over half a century ago the UK signed up for article 19 of the Treaty of Rome. So although we love doing it - its really both illegal and discriminatory for men to be the only ones who service the car and do all the heavy maintenance about the home.
To address this - Maplin have cleverly introduced the following superlative of products - filling an as yet unidentified market niche - to tempt your loved one away from the dishes, dusting and hoovering, thereby enabling her compliance with the expectations of the aforementioned legislation.
The kit contains...
3m x 16mm tape measure with belt clip on reverse
Ratchet handle screwdriver
16 x 25mm screwdriver bits (PH0, #1, #2, #3. PZ0, #1, #2, #3. Star T10, T15, T20)
8oz Stubby claw hammer
200mm adjustable wrench
100mm slot and cross point screwdrivers.
115mm mini side cutting and long nose pliers
All contained within that rather fetching and essentially pink tool bag.
Quidco and Maplin vouchers (that you subscribe to on their site) are available, and Superdrug, Boots, and Lloyds the chemist sell the first aid equipment you may need upon her opening it.
This is only available online - and postage is not free until you top 35 quid.
I respect this post is unlikely to gather much heat, with Valentine's day having already passed this year.
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