First post, couldn't resist!
Get a virgin Lobster mobile phone, the one you can watch TV on without needing a 3G contract. works using DAB systems (I think)
OK< go to http://www.virginmobile.com/vm/lifestyleLanding.do and make a note of the offer number on right side of page and click on go shopping. Visit the PAYG area and find the Lobster phone, add it the basket and enter the offer number and voila it knocks the phone down from £99 to just under £83, including £35 worth airtime
and I've been informed you can get a further 10% off using quidco