Wenger Swiss Army Giant Knife. The Knife you never knew you needed - comes with everything even free delivery! Only weighs 2lb 11oz!!! - HotUKDeals
We use cookie files to improve site functionality and personalisation. By continuing to use HUKD, you accept our cookie and privacy policy.
Get the HUKD app free at Google Play

Search Error

An error occurred when searching, please try again!

Login / Sign UpSubmit
The largest Swiss Army Knife in the world. 85 gadgets with 109 features. Weighs 2lb 11oz.

Product Description
The American Army has its bunker-busters and fuel-air devices. The British Army has the Challenger 2 on the ground and the Typhoon for air cover. The Swiss Army has the Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife, a weapon of Mass... umm... Mass... err... A Weapon of Mass. In all our years of lab testing the world's most inventive devices, there's little we haven't seen, haven't destroyed and haven't taken home to try out on our little brothers. And then there came this titan. This behemoth. This ?500 piece of precision Swiss engineering that makes that posh watch of yours look like mere bagatelle. Permit us to explain. The Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife - note the use of the word 'Giant' - has no fewer than 85 implements capable of performing over 100 separate functions, from scaling fish to fixing bicycles. All of which makes it impossibly useful. Want a laser flashlight? No problem. Torch? Can do. Universal Wrench? Yup. Golf divot repair tool? Si. Double-cut wood saw? Uh-huh. And so it goes. On and on and on and on. There's almost no indoor our outdoor emergency which could not be tackled with this comprehensive if somewhat unwieldy device. But who cares? For even if all it does is sit ceremonially on your mantelpiece next to a bar of Toblerone and a signed photo of Swiss Toni as a tribute to all things Swiss, you will have achieved greatness, my son.
Deal Tags:
More From Amazon:
×
Get the Hottest Deals Daily
Stay informed. Once a day, we'll send you the deals our members voted as the best.
Failed
jobibear Avatar
8y, 5m agoFound 8 years, 5 months ago
Options

All Comments

(26) Jump to unreadPost a comment
Comments/page:
#1
Ridiculous, looks like something out of the SAW films!

It's also £50 cheaper at Firebox.

http://www.firebox.com/product/1861/Wenger-Giant-Swiss-Army-Knife?aff=1108
#2
How much ?????

Seems a lot but then i wouldn't know really tbh. So wont vote either way.

Looks like a deadly weapon though.
#3
£475 here.
[COLOR=#810081]http://www.globalgizmos.co.uk/product_detail.php?pid=602[/COLOR]

Phew.
http://www.wengerna.com/prod_images/16999E.jpg
Why all the cold votes?
#4
KLASS! Just for the * factor. lol
#5
thats hideous and should be illegal.
#6
getting chiily quickly
#7
Better hurry - "Only 3 left in stock--order soon (more on the way)"
#8
has it got a thing for taking boy scouts out of horses hooves
#9
From Amazon web site:

"This is a special edition knife that is for collectors of swiss army knives only. You could not possibly use this as a pocket knife!. Having said that; Wenger make superb swiss army knives that are much nicer than the Victorinox models. Its just a shame that many of their models are hard or impossible to get hold of in the UK."

I never knew that anyone would be sad enough to collect swiss army knives.

Live and learn!
#10
Hmm, £550 , Knife?, plasma tv?, knife?,plasma tv?. Decisions, decisions......................................
#11
Here's the content of it's predecessor with only 80 functions


[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Victorinox's Largest Knife with 80 features: [LIST]
[*]Large blade
[*]Small blade
[*]Corkscrew
[*]Can opener with
[*]-small screwdriver 3 mm
[*]Bottle opener with
[*]-large screwdriver 6 mm
[*]-wire stripper
[*]Reamer
[*]Key ring
[*]Tweezers
[*]Toothpick
[*]Scissors
[*]Multi-purpose hook (also parcel carrier)
[*]Wood saw
[*]Fish scaler with
[*]-hook disgorger
[*]-ruler (cm & inches)
[*]Nail file with
[*]-metal file
[*]-nail cleaner
[*]-metal saw
[*]Fine screwdriver 2 mm
[*]Chisel
[*]Pliers with
[*]-wire cutters
[*]-wire crimping tool
[*]Phillips screwdriver
[*]Magnifying Glass
[*]Ball point pen
[*]-also to set DIP-Switches
[*]Pin
[*]Mini-screwdriver
[*]Sewing eye
[*]Case 1 and
[*]Wrench with
[*]-5mm female Hex drive for D-SUB connectors
[*]-4mm female Hex drive for the bits
[*]-Bit Phillips 0 (Pozidrive)
[*]-Bit Phillips 1 (Pozidrive)
[*]-Bit Slotted 4 mm
[*]-Bit Phillips 2
[*]-Bit Hex 4 mm
[*]-Bit Torx 8
[*]-Bit Torx 10
[*]-Bit Torx 15
[*]Case 2 and
[*]Wrench with
[*]-5mm female Hex drive for D-SUB connectors
[*]-4mm female Hex drive for the bits
[*]-Bit Phillips 0 (Pozidrive)
[*]-Bit Phillips 1 (Pozidrive)
[*]-Bit Slotted 4 mm
[*]-Bit Phillips 2
[*]-Bit Hex 4 mm
[*]-Bit Torx 8
[*]-Bit Torx 10
[*]-Bit Torx 15
[*]Large blade
[*]LED light white
[*]Magnifying Glass
[*]Multi-purpose hook with nail file
[*]Reamer
[*]Pruning blade
[*]Electrician's blade with wire scraper
[*]-wire scraper
[*]Pharmaceutical spatula
[*]Combination tool with cap lifter
[*]-can opener
[*]-screwdriver
[*]-wire stripper
[*]Watch opener
[*]Fine screwdriver 2 mm
[*]Digital clock
[*]Altimeter
[*]Barometer
[*]Alarm
[*]Countdown
[*]Timer
[*]Thermometer
[*]Size: 3.5 in. x 2.5 in.(closed)
[*]Comes in Box[/LIST]
[/FONT]
#12
pedroman
Hmm, £550 , Knife?, plasma tv?, knife?,plasma tv?. Decisions, decisions......................................


£550, knife, plasma TV, car to carry it home in, possibly a blu-ray player and a laptop and whatever else is kicking around the house, sorted.

Don't underestimate a tool as powerful as this. They can open doors of oppertunity.
1 Like #13
They can open doors of oppertunity


That'll be the third blade in from the right.Yeh?
#14
Should be on every Surgeon's list of stuff to buy. might save the nhs some money :)
#15
gsloman
That'll be the third blade in from the right.Yeh?


That'd be the badger.

Still, I'd love to buy one of these, just for the fun of trying to get it through airport security. Can you imagine how many banned items this one constitutes? It's even got nail clippers on it.
#16
pedroman
Hmm, £550 , Knife?, plasma tv?, knife?,plasma tv?. Decisions, decisions......................................


Didn't you know one of the attachments on this knife is in fact a pull out 50" plasma TV?
#17
Barmcake
has it got a thing for taking boy scouts out of horses hooves

Yes :-D
#18
Should have a first aid box for when you drop it on your foot.
banned#19
strictly for people with more money than sense
#20
grumpiness
should be illegal.

why?
#21
I'm sure I've seen this thing swing across Lara's path in one of the 'Tomb Raider' games...
#22
i assume it has edible parts for a real emergency??
#23
rizla01
Here's the content of it's predecessor with only 80 functions


[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Victorinox's Largest Knife with 80 features: [LIST]
[*]Large blade
[*]Small blade
[*]Corkscrew
[*]Can opener with
[*]-small screwdriver 3 mm
[*]Bottle opener with
[*]-large screwdriver 6 mm
[*]-wire stripper
[*]Reamer
[*]Key ring
[*]Tweezers
[*]Toothpick
[*]Scissors
[*]Multi-purpose hook (also parcel carrier)
[*]Wood saw
[*]Fish scaler with
[*]-hook disgorger
[*]-ruler (cm & inches)
[*]Nail file with
[*]-metal file
[*]-nail cleaner
[*]-metal saw
[*]Fine screwdriver 2 mm
[*]Chisel
[*]Pliers with
[*]-wire cutters
[*]-wire crimping tool
[*]Phillips screwdriver
[*]Magnifying Glass
[*]Ball point pen
[*]-also to set DIP-Switches
[*]Pin
[*]Mini-screwdriver
[*]Sewing eye
[*]Case 1 and
[*]Wrench with
[*]-5mm female Hex drive for D-SUB connectors
[*]-4mm female Hex drive for the bits
[*]-Bit Phillips 0 (Pozidrive)
[*]-Bit Phillips 1 (Pozidrive)
[*]-Bit Slotted 4 mm
[*]-Bit Phillips 2
[*]-Bit Hex 4 mm
[*]-Bit Torx 8
[*]-Bit Torx 10
[*]-Bit Torx 15
[*]Case 2 and
[*]Wrench with
[*]-5mm female Hex drive for D-SUB connectors
[*]-4mm female Hex drive for the bits
[*]-Bit Phillips 0 (Pozidrive)
[*]-Bit Phillips 1 (Pozidrive)
[*]-Bit Slotted 4 mm
[*]-Bit Phillips 2
[*]-Bit Hex 4 mm
[*]-Bit Torx 8
[*]-Bit Torx 10
[*]-Bit Torx 15
[*]Large blade
[*]LED light white
[*]Magnifying Glass
[*]Multi-purpose hook with nail file
[*]Reamer
[*]Pruning blade
[*]Electrician's blade with wire scraper
[*]-wire scraper
[*]Pharmaceutical spatula
[*]Combination tool with cap lifter
[*]-can opener
[*]-screwdriver
[*]-wire stripper
[*]Watch opener
[*]Fine screwdriver 2 mm
[*]Digital clock
[*]Altimeter
[*]Barometer
[*]Alarm
[*]Countdown
[*]Timer
[*]Thermometer
[*]Size: 3.5 in. x 2.5 in.(closed)
[*]Comes in Box[/LIST]
[/FONT]

did you get writers cramp typing all this lol
#24
nadnerb
why?


Could you imagine some scrote trying to pull this on someone :p

Voted cold cos it doesn't include the electric golf buggy needed to carry it around (no, not really).
#25
posted a few weeks ago on here
#26
i think you're bat **** crazy.

Post a Comment

You don't need an account to leave a comment. Just enter your email address. We'll keep it private.

...OR log in with your social account

...OR comment using your social account

Top of Page
Thanks for your comment! Keep it up!
We just need to have a quick look and it will be live soon.
The community is happy to hear your opinion! Keep contributing!