Check out this beauty, the Alcatel OT708! Cor blimey it does everything! It has everything, like, a touch screen (omg) that when you press it you can do cool stuff like speak to someone on the other side of the planet! (omfg!) but wait, theres more.... a built in speaker (thats right, built in!), mobile internet so that your never a metre away from finding out something useless and untrue on wikipedia, and a high gloss finish so that you can just stare at its beauty when you realise you dont need half the functions that it offers! still not convinced? how about a 1.3 megapixel camera thats records stuff you wouldnt usually bother recording (omgipm!) apparently everyone is going crazy for this phone because they have been brainwashed by Alcatel into thinking its even greater than it actually is. stocks in Tesco are limited to 1 phone per store but you can get yours at carphone warehouse for only £29.95! Dont think this deal is sweet? How about £10 included in the price! hell yeah!