After my recent success of finding confectionary in my local Coops scatters bin.
I again returned today following a lengthy boycott of the place. My boycott was caused because of there unwillingness to entertain my requests for cash back. But now this personal blackout is over I am free to roam the local scratters bin for confectionary gold once more.
I returned today, and after quickly floating round the store I beelined for the trolly of gold. I never go straight for the trolly as I think it gives a poor projection of ones character to the locals. After diving through the first few layers of discounted but still overpriced trash, I found the mother of all bargains. A yorkie bar complete with rum & raisin flavour for 14p, virtually wetting my self I grabbed it. But to my horror as I grabbed one end and fellow scratter grabbed the other end, forcing my into a bargain fuelled showdown. As I looked up I soon realised by the smell it was Anti Fag Dump (named by the locals as she is often found picking up dumps for the unused backy)
I didnt want to let this bargain go easily, and this woman seemed of sound body and mind but she began to foam at the mouth. SHE WAS BACOMING RABID AT THE THOUGH OF LOOSING THIS BARGAIN. As her gammy little beadle paw got ever closer to my hand, I let go, taking pride in snapping it prior to full release.
As she scuttled off like lightening, I was left firstly wishing the stench had left so quick and secondly slightly upset as such a good find had gone adrift.
In a last gasp attempt I overturned a box of rice crispies, and there were 4 more yorkies, all at 14p. I grabbed them all, leaving my middle finger free to salute that foul smelling fag dump woman, and headed for the till.
I advise getting down to your local coop and stock pilling these items, as these are CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP.
Please let me know any regional delights you find, as I will travel if the petrol is covered in the saving.
Happy Scratting My fellow bargain Hunters