So I went to the States and made my pilgrimage to the Apple Store and have a cough* spare iPad for sale.
It is brand new it's the 64GB wifi model.
I will put a link to a pic below, It is sealed and never been touched. I hear these are impossible to get hold of so now's your chance.
I can accept payment by bank transfer or PayPal.
Personally I would prefer payment over the counter of a Natwest branch or internet banking, paypal are a nightmare to deal with.
I will post by Royal Mail Special Delivery so you are guaranteed to receive. Alternatively I am based just outside Cambridge, feel free to come and collect and pay cash.