Well, my brother is always harping on about selling things on HUKD rather than ebay, so thought i'd give this a go.
It would seem that we're forking out on some "furniture for life" and thus making the above redundant. It was bought from Argos a couple of years ago and cost about £300.
Measurements as above - 5' by 2'8'' in frosted rectangular glass. 4 faux leather black chairs for a contemporary look.
Location is South Birmingham or Very North Worcestershire to be precise, very close to J4 of the M5.