A new dell Inspiron 2200 laptop
Comes with a one year return to base warranty (not the usual cheaper collect and return warranty) and is two weeks old.
I'm a reputable member of ebay and rpoints, and have buyers who've I've sold to outside of ebay before who can verify that I'm trustworthy.
Also has a modem and the usual ports like three usb and ethernet.
No offers I'm afraid. If it doesn't sell here, onto ebay it goes :)