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Another FREE Boffer Tonight @ 23.59 - USB FORNICATION OPTIMISER

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Not sure exactly what it is yet but apparantly it will be a similar type of thing to the Orgasm Keyring they gave away last week as they have said you will need a sense of humour for it! and they expe… Read More
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8y, 11m agoFound 8 years, 11 months ago
Not sure exactly what it is yet but apparantly it will be a similar type of thing to the Orgasm Keyring they gave away last week as they have said you will need a sense of humour for it! and they expect they will have enough stock of this item to last a few hours rather than a few minutes so hopefully most people online will get one unlike the memory card!

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#1
interesting, thx
#2
Just got an email saying it was unlimited stock of this item. I'll be up for it whatever it is as i missed out on the keyring :cry:
#3
May stay up late tonight then, cheers buddy
#4
cool...thanks
#5
Can't be that good a freebie if it's unlimited stock, but hey it's free.
#6
thanks for this was about to post it
banned#7
cheers was just about to post this :p anyone got any ideas what it is yet?
#8
Anyone know wot this boffer is yet?
#9
Doesn't look like we are going to find out until 23.59 on this one as they have not sold all of the current offer yet.
#10
Dosent give us long to decide if we at it or not as these normally sell out in SECONDS
#11
y2rotstar
Dosent give us long to decide if we at it or not as these normally sell out in SECONDS


They have said they have a lot and are expecting them to last hours rather than seconds - I would still get on at 11:59 though

But, what is there to decide, its free! :whistling:
#12
kelly_o_fanatic
They have said they have a lot and are expecting them to last hours rather than seconds - I would still get on at 11:59 though

But, what is there to decide, its free! :whistling:


Very true. :-D
I will be there bagging mine.
banned#13
i was disappointed after waiting for the last surprise one though which turned out to be the vcr. I had no need for one so I thought they were asking a bit much. Its all a marketing ploy, but a damn good one when they are giving away free stuff too :-D
#14
salder21
i was disappointed after waiting for the last surprise one though which turned out to be the vcr. I had no need for one so I thought they were asking a bit much. Its all a marketing ploy, but a damn good one when they are giving away free stuff too :-D


They did give a clue to what it was last time, so when i worked it out i went to bed :D
#15
lol i bet they'll all go again still in 5 mins XD, I really wanted the Orgasm Key ring! Would have been hilarious winding up the dog and dropping it off in a class room lol!
#16
They say that this time they have a unlimited number of stock but sill no clue of what it is yet.
#17
I reckon it will be something like a "Boffer" Car Sticker.
banned#18
y2rotstar
They did give a clue to what it was last time, so when i worked it out i went to bed :D


i still waited to see how much it was for though
banned#19
cant imagine it being anything too special
#20
2 mins to go!!!!! So excited....havent boffered anything yet!
banned#21
sorted
#22
The Usb Fornication Optimiser
#23
ordered, what is it tho? :S
#24
HAHA....oh dear!

Q) What does it do?

It helps reduce the time it takes to conceive your baby. Nearly all couplewho conceive do so as a result of having intercourse during the six days leading up to an including ovulation.

The USB Fornication Optimizer is the first and only technology based solely on hormone monitoring that provides you with personalized daily fertility for pregnancy planning.

The USB Fornication Optimizer:

Displays your most fertile days unmistakably.
Identifies your personal level of fertility every day.
Tells you which days to test.
The USB Fornication Optimizer Test Sticks are an essential part of the The USB Fornication Optimizer. You will be supplied with 30 free of charge however you will be able to buy additional sticks for a modest sum from our sister site.

The process starts off like most such tests. You pee on the stick. Take the end of the said stick and put it in the into the USB Fornication optimizer. When the light goes blue on the optimizer. Plug it into the USB port on your PC. The inbuilt software displays a graph of the best days to try and conceive. Couldn’t be easier really……. So get spawning.

Condition: Remanufactured ByThe Shenzhen Cattle Breeding Company
System requirements:

For PC Users: Windows 98, 2000, ME, XP and Vista
For MAC users: Mac OS 9 to OS 10
Package Includes:
The USB Fornication Optimizer.
30 Testing sticks.
USB extension Cable
User Manual
banned#25
got one - now to read info on what it actually is lol
#26
Has to be a wind up :giggle: :giggle:
#27
lol got one before looking what it was. dont know if i will need it though lol
#28
Not what I expected at all! :-D
#29
lol love this bit

Disclaimer: This product was originally produced for cattle the manufacturer assures us, that with their modifications it will now work on humans. We can take no responsibility whatsoever if it doesn’t. Your statutory rights are not affected.

For Cattle lol
#30
Hmmmm...ordered but do I really need ??????
#31
Condition: Brand New


I am glad they are not second hand :giggle:
#32
Well i got it before i even read what it was and i hate kids
#33
cant wait to see what it says for a male :-P
banned#34
just what i always wanted lol
#35
wtf cold!
#36
So can me and my girlfriend use this to monitor what days not have intercourse ? Weeyyyyy! :thumb:
#37
2nights boffer freebie is a usb fornication optimiser??

not exactly sure what that means but iv got one anyway lol
worth a shot,its free :thumbsup::thumbsup:
banned#38
mikeyp
wtf cold!


y cold? its free and wasnt OP's fault 'surprise' item wasnt great
#39
you not actually getting the item

have a look in ya email its for free postage according to mine.

We have decided to upgrade your order for a free USB Fornication Optimizer for something much better have a look
here

If you cannot click the link please copy and paste the following url into a browser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOESanX3Op4

Kind Regards

The Boffer Tean
#40
gunton10;2822976
you not actually getting the item

have a look in ya email its for free postage according to mine.

We have decided to upgrade your order for a free USB Fornication Optimizer for something much better have a look
here

If you cannot click the link please copy and paste the following url into a browser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOESanX3Op4

Kind Regards

The Boffer Tean


What a con.......bar stewards :x

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