Now, I know this is not for everyone. But if you would like a bible in your iphone, and not just the KJV translation which is in a language few people understand, this is FREE.
By default the bibles in the app are online, requiring a data connection. However, you can download them offline into your iphone. I've downloaded NKJV and the Message bible. In total, many many translations available (>30).
Don't vote cold just because you don't read the bible. Go outside and enjoy the sunshine this fine Saturday instead.