Join the 'Fan Club'? You'd rather pull out your fingernails with old chopsticks.
Maybe you should join today and get your free Marmite recipe mats to use in a protest against this brown evil! The mats are also great to Frisbee at Marmite lovers or even for the weird recipes to repulse your friends. Recipes like Big Love, Rabbi's Revenge, Naanwich and the Gangsta Wrap, urrghh.
If you're already infiltrated this 'club', you can still get your 9 free Marmite recipe mats by clicking on the claim button.
However, as a member, you get to agitate the hate on the forums. If you want, we can inform you of competitions, giveaways, events and developments on Marmite.com. From time to time, we may also want to leak information and ask you some questions about potential developments and new product launches you'll want to avoid.