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FREE !!!!!! Mugging Pen

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9y, 4m agoFound 9 years, 4 months ago
Found this and sounds quite "interesting"

Its a pen that will squirt dye onto a mugger (or anyone I suppose) so that if the police are involved, helps them identify the offender.

Sounds quite a good idea, plus its free. It does say if you order more they do discounts, but they will send one for free if you fill in the form.

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Lol.. a bit weird but gone for it :p

Heat added :)
Sent off for mine
Orderd this months ago ........ still not cum
I`ve just sent for it also.
If I get this, the local school near me would be very interested. Who knows?. They may end up with a big order.:)
Heat added.
I`ve just sent for it also.
If I get this, the local school near me would be very interested. Who knows?. They may end up with a big order.:)
Heat added.

On the other hand... could end up with a lot of dye-covered children. :giggle:
i have gone for it, although...

"excuse mr mugger, do you mind while i just take out my pen..."
Ordered mine probably 2 months ago. Never received! So not much hopes, people...
I've got a baseball bat which i will 'squirt' onto the mugger
heh.. what a joke. fumbling around with a pen when you could be...ooh, i don't know...

(tip: go for the knees (hard to protect) or eyes, scratch, do whatever - balls are generally fairly well protected. Just distract them with one quick, vicious blow then run and scream like hell.)

aka 47 much better way to deal witha mugger
Ordered. thanks.
Quite possibly one of the stupidest inventions ever, guarenteed to get you beaten to a pulp.
Don't want to put a downer on things folks but this offer is only for a free Pen Guard not the actual pen!! :?
Already had mine and its just a yellow pen, it even says "PASSIVE PEN GUARD" on the application form (ie. passive - does nothing!), not worth the time really, the blurb on the site is tosh! have you seen the videos! "STOP! DYEJET!" YEAH RIGHT!!
This pen could be useful, you could squirt the ink in there eyes! Nor ordered I prefer my fist to a pen.
Ordered mine, thanks :thumbsup:
i have gone for it, although...

"excuse mr mugger, do you mind while i just take out my pen..."

What about, if you get mugged, say "I've got no cash, will a cheque do..."?:-D
covering a mugger with ink will just get you a black eye or worse
What a strange item, I think i'll pass on this one,

#23 lol so funny! Made me laugh :giggle:
magic video, how funny, thanks for pointing that out, lucky she had the pen in her hand ready to attack the man with, she even went for more squirts on him. LMAO
hilarious video!
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I recon they have a job lot of broken fountain pens they want to get rid of!
yeah man isaw that green radar and did you see that the barley had a chgance to change hisn filthy clothes before they cought him and took a swab which seemed to barley have any ink on it after contackt with his face,

must have been waterbased lol!
oh and are u still selling that ds lite?
thanx for the video link,and i like the replies to this,lets be honest,that is all the pen deserves,great idea,but not very practical,think id rather have ago with my keys,i always carry them,with one sticking out.
thanks anyway
Rather than squirt them with the ink, would it not be easier to shove the pen straight through their eye..........thus they are much easier to find when they report to A&E, plus you have the added bonus of knowing they got what they deserved. :-D :thumbsup:
Well, it's so funny, i just wanna comment on this one. Firstly the video shows a DUMB criminal because:

a) he attacked from the front, SHOUTING "GIMME YOUR KEYS". No criminal will do that - he is attracting unwanted attention even if it is in the middle of nowhere.

b) he came out all vulnerable. What, shouting before he came out is just stupid. That's enough time for anyone to do a reflex action (like do a kick or something). If he done that to me, I have loose change to throw at his face, a mobile phone to crush his eyes, and spiny keys to stab his balls before he even touches me (a bit of a exaggeration but you get the idea). What has he got?

c) I doubt that the ink works. You'd have to have it ready at all times. It's actually more practical to have one personal alarm because with the ink you might miss or need to squirt a bit more and that the alarm is easier to make wannabe criminals to run. If you did miss the ink, you're in for a crushing....

The product itself, imo, is not useful. I can't see it detering crooks, and with the police taking about a week to catch the crook, or never... that's enough time to wash the ink off several times. The real crook will appear at night, with a weapon, with A MASK, and with more weapons armed to the teeth. I personnally know that in that situation, I have no chance - the coin throwing can deter him but that's it, run... no ink can versus a baseball bat, a knife, a knuckle duster and possibly a gun so that it makes the crook run off like a baby.

That said, it might be fun to experiment with other stuff with the ink, like on your friends, on your stuff etc etc.
It's just not a real offer (as has been mentioned before)...

The PASSIVE PEN GUARD is an integral part of the Dyejet DNA Personal Security Concept, to RECEIVE your FREE SAMPLE Passive Pen Guard. Please complete the form below.
Mugger comes along to relieve you of your handbag, you simply say' Hang on a min. give me your name and address' to which he will reply. 'Oh, O.k. ' You now get out your pen and when he isn't looking you squirt him.

OR.... if you get mugged whilst writing a letter.......?

You have absolutely NO imagination, Peeps.

User has a good point here tho. Hmmm.

Lorena: Says, " I have switched from a foam type spray,to dyejet blue DNA non-aerosol because they can not be used against the victim by incapacitating them during an assault."

Needs reading a couple of times.
Nice find!
Ordered one for the wife - Many thanks
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neva came
aka 47 much better way to deal witha mugger

absolutely aggree but I ain't seen any cheap offers on a AK47 on HotUKdeals,
until I do I'll just order my pen .
cheers. heated up
It just shows that comments are never read. lol.

THERE IS NO PEN!!!!! :lol:
I have not been on HUKD for very long. I have to say, however, that this is the most ridiculous product that I have seen since I joined.

Before you shoot me down in flames, let me give my reasons. I was assaulted in my own street in 2004. I was discussing details with a neighbour whose house I was about to look after while she was on holiday. A car pulled up & 5 males emerged and proceeded to urinate against the wall of the end house of the terrace I live in.

I objected and was assaulted by all 5 males.

I do not see how this product could possibly have helped.

(A) It would not have saved me from the broken rib and the loss of sight in my right eye.

(B) "Innocent until proven guilty" is the basis of British law (and rightly so). Just because someone is sprayed with some wonder chemical does not mean they have committed a crime.

Frankly, I believe that the carrying of Mace pepper spray should be allowed (as it is in the USA). That way, at least the victim coulod escape and give a description to the police. A spray that marks the assailant will not only infuriate them and provoke them to further violence - it will not do anything to prevent the attack.

I think this product should be banned.
aka 47 much better way to deal witha mugger

but an aka 47 is not free!

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