HUKD Pub - The place where everyone knows your name

Becksdawe:
someone buy me a bottle of baileys - im broke!

MBeeching:
Are you the barman then Ultimo?
Make mine a pint of Leffe Blonde and whatever JB and my 'stalker' Prissymiss are having. Oh, If that hussy Joshanna ever turns up she only deserves a Bacardi Breezer.

We'll be sat in the corner throwing peanuts, waiting for the Karaoke to start

MBeeching:
Are you the barman then Ultimo?
Make mine a pint of Leffe Blonde and whatever JB and my 'stalker' Prissymiss are having.

We'll be sat in the corner throwing peanuts, waiting for the Karaoke to start

hothothot:
beer me, do you need to see my id?

UltimoScorpion:
No but women need to show their breasts as they enter

JDeal:
A virtual drink, that'll only turn into a virtual affair and you'll start putting virtual money into the virtual condom machine. It won't be long before the virtual condom machine starts stealing your virtual money, you'll forget about the condom and virtually sleep around. You've now got a virtual STD. Your virtual life has intergrated with real life, you don't know how to tell your real, or possibly virtual wife how you got your virtual STD, that you think you really have.

You'll turn a virtual gambler and alcoholic. Every night you'll have a virtual fight with a virtual object in your real world. At this point everything seems virtually real, but it's really virtual.

You may be wondering if you've done the wrong thing.

loupomm:
i'll have a smirnoff ice

do you give student discount??