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POSTED BY: UltimoScorpion 6 months, 4 weeks ago

Installed illuminous paint, wear some eye protection.

Del boy sold me it, its apparently some new high tec energy saving paint.

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OK I got del boy back, but all he could find was this battleship grey

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Are you the barman then Ultimo?
Make mine a pint of Leffe Blonde and whatever JB and my 'stalker' Prissymiss are having. Oh, If that hussy Joshanna ever turns up she only deserves a Bacardi Breezer.

We'll be sat in the corner throwing peanuts, waiting for the Karaoke to start

Edit: Red Cards are a mere a pound by the way...

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Make mine a pint of Leffe Blonde and whatever JB and my 'stalker' Prissymiss are having. Oh, If that hussy Joshanna ever turns up she only deserves a Bacardi Breezer.

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Are you the barman then Ultimo?
Make mine a pint of Leffe Blonde and whatever JB and my 'stalker' Prissymiss are having.

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Yup, but expecting to be very busy tonight. You get the Karaoke started...any Steps or Spice Girls and your barred....Pint on its way enjoy. No throwing peanuts unless it directly into the eye of the Health & Safety officer
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Your virtually challenged there JDeal....I think you may have had enough already
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