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CLASSES FOR MEN
POSTED BY: snowtiger 1 month, 1 week ago.
CLASSES FOR MEN
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REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Basket and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturdays noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
On-line Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When Youre Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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ODB_69:
sexist filth    |
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Careful snowtiger you will get some complaints like i did yesterday
Made me  |
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moschino:
Careful snowtiger you will get some complaints like i did yesterday Made me
@ least Snowtiger knows I'm joking...dont bother me...as long as no one moans about a joke about women at the same time then whats the problem? its all gravy baby |
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I knew you were joking too
 And i totally agree if you give it you have to be able to take it aswell  |
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Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. i should sign my dad up for that, and the other toilet one...both wind my mum up |
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Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. If anyone moans, i just keep it down and aim sloppily  |
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I cannot fathom women that complain about the toilet seat being up, it takes just as much effort for a guy to put the seat down than a gal to put the seat up. So is it that only woman make a fuss and have a moan? If anyone moans, i just keep it down and aim sloppily
....................... Just do as yer told the correct place for the seat is down |
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I cannot fathom women that complain about the toilet seat being up, it takes just as much effort for a guy to put the seat down than a gal to put the seat up. So is it that only woman make a fuss and have a moan? If anyone moans, i just keep it down and aim sloppily
Men use the seat up, we use the seat down, get over it ladies. lol  |
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I would rather have to put the seat down than wipe pee off it or get a wet botty
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Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturdays noon, 2 hours Is it co-incidental that the class lasts the same length of time that it takes my g/f to parallel park? |
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