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Play the "needs" game

POSTED BY: guitargaz 1 year, 2 months ago

In speech marks, type your forename followed by the word "needs" into a search engine and post any humourous/interesting results. You don't have to post your name if you don't want to.

I'll get the ball rolling in the next post

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16-01-2009, 11:34
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Suzanne needs her own ipod and hundreds of pounds of dental work!!!
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well, I need "a quivering antenna", there were too many to mention, but that was at the top of page 2,lol
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Helen needs your immediate attention.

Helen needs to write more.

Helen needs to change her life and quickly.

Helen needs to find some soldiers that were in the 4th Infantry Division, 1/11 C Company, at Fort Carson, CO from 1979-1980.

Helen needs your money.

Helen needs to reverse back into a parking space so the motor has to rotate in the opposite direction.

Helen needs a mojito!

Helen needs to make sure none of her beloved penguins are gay.

Helen needs a cat free environment.

Helen needs the new owner at325 Crestwood Terrace to shut up a minute.

Helen needs to learn to let go and delegate.
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Yvonne needs a spankin now!

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Yvonne needs to find a person who is as strong-willed as she is, but who will not try to dominate or compete with her.
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starsparkle2311:
well, I need "a quivering antenna", there were too many to mention, but that was at the top of page 2,lol
I think sneeking onto page 2 is acceptable if there is nothing interesting on page 1. As is a slight amendment of grammar if it doesn't make sense.

I can see this one catching on!
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Gareth needs strong powerful men. we only employ the best.

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guitargaz:
I think sneeking onto page 2 is acceptable if there is nothing interesting on page 1. As is a slight amendment of grammar if it doesn't make sense.

I can see this one catching on!
yeh, page 2 gets bizarre

here's some from page 1

Kelly needs your help again!!!
Kelly needs her brother backstage
Kelly needs to slow down
Kelly needs to date a fireman - lol, now that one I like
Kelly needs to grow up - sheesh I don't even know them
Kelly needs a massage


I agree I think this thread could last a while
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starsparkle2311:
yeh, page 2 gets bizarre

here's some from page 1

Kelly needs your help again!!!
Kelly needs her brother backstage
Kelly needs to slow down
Kelly needs to date a fireman - lol, now that one I like
Kelly needs to grow up - sheesh I don't even know them
Kelly needs a massage


I agree I think this thread could last a while
I can help with the last one ;)
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