Mates Ultra Safe Condoms 3Pk @ Asda.com & Instore only £1.00

For extra reassurance and safety
Mates Ultra Safe condoms have a contoured shape giving a closer fit for extra reassurance and safety, with the added benefit of a spermicidal lubricant.

Features
- Extra Reassurance
- Shaped Condom
- Spermicidally Lubricated

Available in packs of 3

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your cock. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back."


Also 2 for £7.00 on 12 packs on the most exotic flavours and french ticklers = 86 per 3 pk or 29p per sexual encounter + call girl costs or brandband access if your attempting a posh one!