bigwheels:
if i was not as pure as the driven snow would have been the best hot deal i ever found.
They say put a card in last week saying left in porch...I don't have a bloody porch

today I didn't even get a card so wouldn't know if the parcel had been delivered today or not
Spriggan:
Doesn't necessarily mean you're not home does it now? You could be sleeping upstairs and too lazy to answer the door lol I've done it plenty of times with RM.
yeah also stating leave next door implies that next door is in, and I live in a middle terrace