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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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1 Like #1
thinking of you suze -

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#2
oh hun, sorry ur havin a rubbish day. I'm not very good at jokes so would probably make u feel worse :giggle:. Hope u feel better soon x
1 Like #3
Spending too much time on HUKD would make anyone depressed imo - get your waterproofs on and climb the nearest hill. No better cure for the blues than to get out in the weather... :thumbsup:
#4
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it
1 Like #5
:friends:Hey suze, Have a nice cup of coffee and relax. Any chance of lunch with a friend? Always cheers me up or just a coffee with a friend?
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I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up


I used to work as a glass blower, but had to give it up as it gave me a pane.


Good turns make me dizzy


A man was sitting on a bus chewing gum and staring vacantly into space. Suddenly the old woman sitting opposite him said, "It's no good you talking to me young man, I'm stone deaf."


Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.


According to a recent survey by the Academy of Incomplete Research, nine out of ten people are


I'm so homesick.
But this is your home.
I know, and I'm sick of it.


Two contestants on a TV game show were in the final round. Mr. Cohn was way ahead of Mr. Schine, but just as the buzzer was rung, Schine slipped ahead, and won! When asked what prize he wanted, he stated that he wanted a horse. The game show host asked why, and was told : I want a horse so I can name it 'Harvest Moon.' Then I can have a portrait painted, and call it "Schine on Harvest Moon."


Q. Why where the Indians the first people in America?
A. They had reservations.


Dracula met Frankenstein in the street one day. Drackie says to Frankie; "You know, you're better than all my friends put together.......Come to think of it, you ARE all my friends put together!"


Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?
Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!

Last night there was a big fight in our local fish and chip shop - a lot of fish got battered.


I used to dress off the peg, but now my neighbours take in their washing at night.


Saliva drools O.K.


Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
Man: No, it can't be for me, my name is Smith.


Avenue Road
What's wrong with the old one?
Villager: It was 'ere that Catherine of aragon was bitten by a mad dog.
Tourist: Tudor?
Villager: Yes, chewed 'er something 'orrible it did.


Old Lady: Do you always play by ear?
Street Musician: Yes, lady, 'ere or 'ereabouts.


What is white and furry and smells of peppermint?
A polo bear.


There has been a theft at Euro Disney. A man has been charged with taking the Mickey.


Honk your horn if you love peace and quiet.
#7
"Samantha has been working down in the gramophone library today, where the archivists have been engaged in a heated argument about who sits at which desk to get the best view of Samantha's shapely legs. To calm things down, she had to keep them apart all morning."

"Samantha has recently taken up beekeeping with a small hive, housing just three dozen or so. This evening she has an expert beekeeper coming round to show her a few tricks of the trade, and he says he'll quickly have her 38 bees out and flying round his head."

"Samantha is off to see a chef gentleman friend who is renowned for his fine-quality offal dishes. While she's very keen on his kidneys in red wine and his oxtail in beer, Samantha says it's difficult to beat his famous tongue in cider."

The late Humphrey Lyttelton on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
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1 Like #9
Get that smile back on your face Suze:) If you're not smiling there is no hope for the rest of us;-)http://www.freefoto.com/images/09/05/09_05_24---Cream-Cake-Selection_web.jpg
Have a cake to cheer you up
1 Like #10
the patagonian sea elephant

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#11
go on youtube and type in "only gay eskimo" tomm showed me it and it made me laugh.
#12
Robert De Niro V Funny IMO
#13
awww suze :friends: hope this thread is making you feel happier as loads on here care about you :thumbsup: sorry i'm no good at jokes :lol:
#14
sorry to hear u are feeling down suze,i hope u are feeling better soon
i feel down today too its my birthday and ive only had 3 cards,looks like my family have forgotten :(
not sure being 32 is anything to celebrate anyway

take care x x
banned#15
Hope you feel better soon x x
banned#16
edjaned
sorry to hear u are feeling down suze,i hope u are feeling better soon
i feel down today too its my birthday and ive only had 3 cards,looks like my family have forgotten :(
not sure being 32 is anything to celebrate anyway

take care x x


Happy Birthday x x
#17
[CENTER]Cheer up Suze xx :)[/CENTER]

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#18
edjaned
sorry to hear u are feeling down suze,i hope u are feeling better soon
i feel down today too its my birthday and ive only had 3 cards,looks like my family have forgotten :(
not sure being 32 is anything to celebrate anyway

take care x x



Awww... thats tough :-( happy birthday from me :gift:
#19
edjaned
sorry to hear u are feeling down suze,i hope u are feeling better soon
i feel down today too its my birthday and ive only had 3 cards,looks like my family have forgotten :(
not sure being 32 is anything to celebrate anyway

take care x x


Happy Birthday. Maybe they have a surprise lined up for you later. :)
#20
awww suze hope you're feeling better soon xx :friends:
#21
cheers up ya moaning moo, so ya got drunk an bedded a 74 year old vicar :roll:
#22
:) Aww, hope you're feeling better now suze :friends: xx
#23
could be worse you could be a spurs fan
#24
hope u are feeling better now suze x x
[helper]#25
there are an enormous number of members wishing you a little bit of happiness to lift you out of the doldrums .......

Cheers
#26
Really sorry to hear you're feeling down Suze!

When my missus feels that way, I tell her to have a nice bubble bath and relax with a little drink!

Hey, sometimes I try to surprise her with a little treat and that always makes her smile!

(Heres a piccie of my last attempt!!!!)

:thumbsup:

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I don't need to tell you, SHE WAS VERY IMPRESSED!!!!!


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:-D
#27
[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="6"][COLOR="Magenta"]EDJANED!

I am sure theres more than one of us who wishes you a very happy birthday![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

From me!!!

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#28
suze
Thank you soooooo much I do appreciate all your concern, I feel much better now and have pulled myself together !

Thanks again, you are a wonderful lot ! :-D


That will be me then:-D

Nice to see you smile again Suze;-)

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