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8y, 3w agoPosted 8 years, 3 weeks ago
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8y, 3w agoPosted 8 years, 3 weeks ago
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1 Like #1
That's so bad it's nearly very funny!!
#2
keep em coming SS!!! they are fab!
#3
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting C...
MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO!
#4
starsparkle2311
hahahahahaa thanks MB:thumbsup:

Why did the jellybaby go to school? It wanted to be a smartie!!!!!!!!:w00t:

Just let my kids pull a couple of crackers, can you tell?lol:santa:


Spod
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting C...
MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO!


:giggle: my kinda jokes!
#5
starsparkle2311
what about this one - what goes OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?




A cow without lips, hohohohohoho:p:w00t:


That's so stupid, but I haven't stopped laughing since I read it :-D:-D
#6
Q What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.

Q. What do you call a dog with no legs?
A. It doesn't matter because it won't come anyway.

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No i-deer!

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A. Still no i-deer!
#7
Spod
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting C...
MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO!


that made me laugh ! :thumbsup:
#8
What do you call a fly with no wings


















A walk
#9
What do you call a monster with a wooden head?
Edward.




What do you call a monster with three wooden heads?
Edward Woodward.





What do you call a monster with four wooden heads?
I don't know but Edward Woodward would.
#10
what do you call Edward Woodward without any wood?
Ewoo WooWoo
#11
What do you call a fish with no eye...




A fsh

no I ............get it ?
#12
What do you call a blind dinosaur?



Doyouthinkhesaurus.






What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?



Doyouthinkhesaurusrex
#13
*leaves pc*
#14
starsparkle2311
what about this one - what goes OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?




A cow without lips, hohohohohoho:p:w00t:



:giggle: I think I need serious help, I found that funny!!:p
#15
black gerbil1
*leaves pc*



Result!!!

:-D
#16
Why did the loo roll, roll to the bottom of the hill?































To get to the bottom! :whistling:
#17
2 fish in a tank, one says to the other "How do you drive this thing?"
#18
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

Warren.
#19
wow drinking at 3pm,

someone has hit rock bottom

GJDM
#20
starsparkle2311
what do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug:p



What do you call a man without a spade in his head?

Douglas.
#21
smidav
What do you call a man without a spade in his head?

Douglas.


Did you just make that up :thinking:
#22
Babbabooey
Did you just make that up :thinking:


No, I'm not that good (bad?) at thinking up jokes!

What do you call a man in a paper bag?

Russell.
#23
What do you call a woman standing between 2 goalposts?

Annette.
banned#24
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Is it Passenger 57?

Yes.
#25
What do you call a girl that lives between two rows of houses?

Elaine
#26
What do you call a woman tied up to a river bank?

Maud.
#27
DanJackson
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Is it Passenger 57?

Yes.


yay, I have my first stalker :thumbsup: Is it wrong that I quite like it :-D
#28
Apparently the world's best joke was written by Spike Milligan:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5064020.stm#quote

And the joke is:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says:
"Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
#29
modoc
What do you call a girl that lives between two rows of houses?

Elaine


What do you call a man that lives between two rows of houses?

Ali.
banned#30
Doctor, Doctor. I have a pain in my **** passage!

Is it Wesley Snipes from the 1992 film titled "Passenger 57"?
#31
hear about the man with 5 willys....

his underpants fit like a glove
banned#32
Question: What do you call a man with a turbine engine on his head?

The answer: Aeroplane Peter

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